Midorima: What's 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)? It's i <3 u
Kise: My modeling career isn't the only thing that's big ;)
Kagami: Nets aren't the only thing that going to have balls slammed into
Akashi: I am absolute, and I order you to kiss me
Aomine: *looks into mirror* the only one who can love me, is me
Kuroko: I may have little presence on the court, but in bed the only thing you'll be focusing on is me
Murasakibara: Candy tastes good, but you taste better
I just stripped myself of my last bits of dignity that I had left. You're welcome
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Kuroko No Crack
FanfictionLiterally a bunch of crack. Maybe some headcanons and one shots, but mostly crack. Don't expect much WARNING: MAY CONTAIN YAOI (boy x boy)