Pick-Up Lines

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Midorima: What's 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)?  It's i <3 u

Kise: My modeling career isn't the only thing that's big ;)

Kagami: Nets aren't the only thing that going to have balls slammed into

Akashi: I am absolute, and I order you to kiss me

Aomine: *looks into mirror* the only one who can love me, is me

Kuroko: I may have little presence on the court, but in bed the only thing you'll be focusing on is me

Murasakibara: Candy tastes good, but you taste better

I just stripped myself of my last bits of dignity that I had left.  You're welcome

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