OK so I wanted to CHANGE THE MOOOOOD cuz y'know life isn't about sad things + I heard humor can sometimes help with getting out of depression so here are some STUFF to lighten the mooood YAY!! :D
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Shortest Horror story:
Monday -,-
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I FINALLY found love, page 346 in the dictionary xD
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple NOT fucking blue -_-
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That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains, and it walks past you :P
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I leave homework till the last minute,because I'll be older therefor wiser :D
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If I worked in a restaurant on Valentines Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink xD
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, well unless you're donating blood.
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To do list:
1) Buy a sword.
2) Name it kindness.
3) Kill people with kindness :).
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain"
SpongeBob:"Bitch please, I make campfires underwater.
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WELL THAT"S ALL HOPE YOU ENJOYED! :) BUY <3
~Mystery Girl <3
