Canada's Diary [APH FanFic]

Canada's Insanity

Dear Diary,
I finally figured it out! I figured out what it is I need to do! I need to go to war. Then they'll notice me. Then they'll pay attention. When fearless Canadian troops come blowing up your houses, your liberties and your factories. Everything will go. I'll start making the bombs. I'll get the missiles. I'll even steal America blind of his nukes. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Such a simple task. I have the money to do it! I will get the men. I'll form alliances with countries that are ignored just like me
Scotland
Wales
Ireland
Australia
Mexico
Brazil
Jamaica
Africa
So many countries. So many that are sick of this bullshit. I don't even care how I come across to them. At least they'll see me. This is where being invisible comes as a benefit to me. Hahahahahahah. I'll show them. I'll show them the difference between me and America. In fact, I really should change my appearance, shouldn't I? Then they'll definitely not get us mixed up.
See you tomorrow~