Karma has a what!? (Assassination Classroom Fanfic) (Karma's little sister~)

Principal and Omakes

This is my SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER! I ran out of ideas on what to write and I'm like, ".-. Now what?"

Last chapter~
"Pardon the intrusion." Said Gakuho Asano, the chairman of the school. "I am wondering why there is a non-student on my campus?" he continued staring at Kiyoko.
Everyone tensed up.
Kiyoko was on Karma's shoulders when she intelligently answered, "Hoe...?"
Now~
"I will repeat myself only once, though I am certain you heard me the first time. Why is there a non-student on my campus?" Asked Gakuho Asano.
"She is just here to watch the game. Is that so wrong?" Karma said, daring the man to say something.
"Yes, because only students and teachers are allowed to participate and attend this tournament." He replied icily.
Kiyoko just pouted as Karma glared at him.
The other students were nervous. What happens if their principal didn't allow her to come visit them anymore?
Karasuma and Irina were cornered. This is his school, and his rules apply to them as well. He allowed them to use his school for the assassination. That's not easy to come by.
Korosensei came up from the ground. "Nyfufufu, now now, there is no reason to be so uptight about this." Korosensei gently lifted Kiyoko from Karma's shoulders and held her in front of the principal. "I mean look at this innocent face!" Kiyoko did the puppy dog eyes.
The principal just glared icily at both of them making them twitch in fear. This man is scary. Korosensei returned Kiyoko to Karma.
"I have been an instructor for a long time. I have seen my fair share of puppy-dog eyes. I am quite immune to it" said the man.
Kiyoko just clicked her tongue a bit. That was her ultimate weapon. What an uptight man.
"I also request the girl to stay. She already knows this International Secret and is already part of it. She also aid us in this assassination." Karasuma said.
"So even our government of Defense is weak enough that a little girl can help. Tch. Then how about we settle this in the upcoming exams. Students who rank 1st in one of the 5 main subjects, let's say 3 out of 5, the girl may stay. Though I doubt these students can even be part of the Top 50 students." The chairman said. He then turned and walked away.
Silence.
"He's so strict..." Kiyoko said. The other students nodded in agreement.
"Well this turns out nicely~ Sensei was also thinking the same thing for your finals." Korosensei said grinning. The class turned to him in shock. "I was thinking of offering a tentacle if you place 1st in a subject."
The class chatted in excitement. Alright! Two birds with one stone! We can save Kiyoko and get a tentacle!
"Arigato minna" Kiyoko said. They were all doing this for her to stay. She likes being in Class E. It's better than being in the daycare she used to go when Karma had school and her parents were at work.
Kiyoko was snatched from Karma by Rio. "No problem! You are now part of this class Kiyoko-chan!" The rest of the class agreed.
"Now now class~ " Korosensei called out to get their attention. "The school day is over~ You may now go and change and head home~"
"HAI!" the class chorused in union. They followed his instructions and they all went home.
THE END (For this chapter....Told you it was short.)

OMAKE! (Because I have nothing else to do now for this chapter ._.
Staff Room
Kiyoko was with Karasuma-sensei because the class had English lessons with Bitch-sense. She was kicked out, they didn't want her to see the overly inappropriate woman's actions.
Kiyoko was on Bitch-sensei's desk coloring pictures while Karasuma was typing away on his laptop. Korosensei was away in America to watch a movie.
It was a hot day, not hot enough to make you stay in an ice-cold bath, but extremely warm.
Kiyoko started to smell something... " *sniff sniff* Something smells...yummy..." she said. This caught Karasuma's attention. What is the girl smelling?
Kiyoko hopped off the chair and walked around the room, trying to locate the smell. She then faced the wall.
*sniff sniff*
She then patted the wall. It was hollow. "P.E-sensei! Something is behind the wall! Let's see what it is? Please?!" Kiyoko asked the man.
Karasuma was also curious and punched the wall. Hey, he can pay for the damages later. (._. ;)
Inside was a treasure.
...
Well, for Kiyoko...-cough and for the author too cough cough-
IT WAS CANDY! FOREIGN CANDY! LOCAL CANDY! CANDY!!
"CANDY!" Kiyoko cheered. Karasuma sweatdropped. The target hid a stash of candy in the room. The chocolate bars were melting in the heat, emitting the scent that drew Kiyoko in.
"Just 7 more months with the target..." Karasuma thought.
"Yay~ Finders keepers!" Kiyoko said as she took the candy that wasn't melting or ruined and put it in her backpack that she brought. She handed a pack of Pocky to Karasuma. "Here, for you! Since you broke the wall!"
"Mmm" said Karasuma accepting the candy.
The two went back to what they were doing. Karasuma went to make a call for someone to fix the hole. The lesson was over so Kiyoko went back to Class E, who was having a free period.
Kiyoko ran to Karma's side and tugged on his jacket. Karma had a manga on his face as he leaned back. Karma took off the manga off his face and look at his sister who was grinning in accomplishment. Karma raised an eyebrow, "What did you do?"
Kiyoko opened her backpack to show him the candy inside. "I found his candy stash, Onii-chan!" she said happily and proud.
"Pfft ahahaha!" Karma laughed.
It was at that moment where they heard a shriek.
"GYAAAAAA! WHAT HAPPENED TO SENSEI'S CANDY!? NOOOOOO!!!! MY CHOCOLATE IS MELTING!"
The class turned to look at the Akabanes who were laughing so hard.
Korosensei barged into the classroom looking distressed. "Kiyoko-chan! Did you steal Sensei's candy!?"
"Ehhh~ You really shouldn't leave your stuff lying around!" Kiyoko answered. "Finders keepers!"
...Didn't Karma also responded something similar to that when he stole Korosensei's gelato?
"Noo! Those were Sensei's candy!"
"Mine now~" replied the girl.
The class just watched in amusement as the two bickered back and forth being from childish responses to witty comebacks to back again childish responses.
"Fine! I will just buy the candy again!" Korosensei said teary-eyed. He left the class at Mach 20.
Silence.
"Onii-chan, didn't you take his money yesterday?" Kiyoko asked a smirking Karma.
"I did~ Guess he didn't check his wallet~" Karma said. "Now, let's eat the candy~"
"Hai!" Kiyoko said as she offered the candy to the classmates to want some candy. Some didn't want candy stolen from their teacher. Oh well, their loss.
In Italy, candy store
"NOOO! THEIR CLOSED!" cried Korosensei. He checked his wallet.
-poof-
A cloud of smoke came out of it. It's empty.
"Karma-kun! You sneaky brat!!" cried Korosensei.
THE END
Omake #2 (This is for Grizzly and I collab. The one with the festival. It is a separate story from this. Why do these ideas come to me late T^T)
It's Saturday mid-morning! The day after the festival~
Karma was on his bed just chatting with Nagisa over the phone.
"So yeah, let's go and-" Karma was cut off.
BAM!
The door flung open and the next moment Karma was tackled by a red blur.
"Woah!"
"ONII-CHAN! You meanie! You took it didn't you!? WHERE IS MY PICTURE!?" yelled a furious Kiyoko.
At Nagisa's bedroom
Nagisa held his cell phone far away from his ear. Woah, he went deaf for a second. Who knew Kiyoko can scream that loud? Poor Karma for being right next to the girl.
He can hear Kiyoko demanding where her picture is.
"I should hang up...Let Karma deal with this..." Nagisa thought as he hung up.
Karma's room~
"THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ONE! ONII-CHAN!!" Kiyoko said as she glared at her brother.
Karma just grabbed Kiyoko by her collar and held her like a cat.
"Oi...it's too early for this Kiyoko..." Karma said looking sternly at his sister.
Kiyoko gave him a pointed look, "Onii-chan...its 10:30. It's not 'too early'."
"It's early." Karma repeated.
"(._.) ...You're just lazy Onii-chan."
"Your point is?"
"Where is my picture?"
"Ehh~ I think I burned it~" Karma said smirking.
Kiyoko glared at him. That was her precious blackmail! "You didn't...you liked it. Even though you were red..."
Karma just pinched her cheek to keep her quiet.
"See that proved that you like the picture~" Kiyoko said smiling at her success.
Karma just flicked her forehead.
"Ow!" Kiyoko yelped as she rubbed her forehead.
"Now run along," Karma said shooing her out of his room. Kiyoko pouted and glared as she stomped out of his room.
She closed the door and headed to her room.
Kiyoko smiled in glee the second she entered her room.
"Onii-chan really shouldn't leave things just lying around his room!" Kiyoko thought as she held her precious blackmail. It was the photo of Okuda kissing Karma on the cheek and the boy blushing. She quickly hid the photo in a hole her stuffed rabbit had.
Just in time too.
"KIYOKO!" she heard Karma yell.
Laughing, Kiyoko ran around the house and Karma chased after her.
And Karma said it was "too early", heh.
It's never too early for chaos!
THE END!
BONUS:
It has been three hours since the call.
"Hmm, Kiyoko-chan must have been furious..." Nagisa concluded. Still no call back. Oh well. Maybe go check on them is a good idea...
At the Akabane's house
Kiyoko was corned. She was on top of the fridge glaring at Karma, who was smirking. Karma was sitting on the counter, waiting for Kiyoko.
The two panted. They were out of breath.
"You know you have to come down eventually Kiyoko~" Karma said.
"Grr!"
"You'll get hungry eventually. Or go to the bathroom. And I would be here waiting~" Karma smirked.
Kiyoko just pouted. She leaned over the fridge and pulled the freezer handle. She carefully grabbed a tub of ice cream.
"I have food now~" Kiyoko sang.
Karma just glared.
Ding dong!
Kiyoko used that as a distraction and quickly jumped off the fridge. Karma got shocked for a moment. His sister just did something dangerous. Reckless Kiyoko!
Thankfully, Kiyoko wasn't hurt and ran to the door and flung it open.
"Nagisa-nii-chan!" Kiyoko yelled out in surprise and jumped on him. Thankfully Nagisa didn't drop her.
"Hi Kiyoko-chan." Nagisa said.
"Yo, Nagisa-kun, nice timing." Karma said appearing at the doorway. "Thanks for holding her for me~"
Karma then tried to snatch her up. Keyword, tried.
Kiyoko held onto Nagisa tightly.
"Never!" Kiyoko said smiling.
Yeah, mornings are eventful~
Yeah short chapter today. Gomen! BUT YOU GOT TWO OMAKES! –shoots fireworks-
Well next chapter is the Teenager chapter! It might be split off into two parts since it is currently...4289 words long. Jeez that's long.