In the days of ancient, there was a prophecy. In which the savior of vidya would come and deliver us from bad vidya. Robin Walker stepped forth to Gordon Freeman's mother and told her that she would deliver the savior of vidya. She did not like the idea but she rolled with it. EA heard about this from 3 wise vidya companies and bought them out. However the developers left shortly thereafter. But it was too late because Gordon Freeman was born and is now delivering us from bad vidya.
Years pass and so Gordon decided to preach the good word. He gathered 12 disciples and decided to teach them the word of GABEN. But soon that dick Breen told EA and killed Gordon. But they can't kill Gordon because he respawned afterwards and noclipped into the sky. He proclaimed that everyone would be saved from bad vidya and noclipped out of the skybox. That hacker
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Bible Of Our Lord GabeN
EspiritualI bring you the works of our lord and savior taken from many great writers of the time and put them together so that you may know thy lords will
