When the Vidyacalypse comes is when all Vidya that has been released during the year is complete and utter shit. Where Vidya sales are at an all time low. Where Neckbeards run with their weeaboo shit/pony shit and become the 99%. It is then when Gaben will release Half Life 3 in the year XXXX to save us all from the hell on earth we will experience. Half Life 3 will deliver us all from evil and take us to a land where good vidya is abundant.
But not without EA and his pet Origin killing those who are too sinful and luring people with temptations that we must resist. We must remember to pray to Gaben everyday so we do not get killed in the coming vidyacalypse.
Our Saviah Of Vidya Gaben has come to rid the world of shitty vidya and anti-vidya.
If we get 2000 Members, Gabenism is considered a religion. Praise Gaben.
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Bible Of Our Lord GabeN
EspiritualI bring you the works of our lord and savior taken from many great writers of the time and put them together so that you may know thy lords will
