Kagerou Project Randomness -BOOK ONE FINISHED-

RIP In Pieces, Kano

A/N: Ryleigh this is your fault I blame you for this

Kido: Kido!

Kido: *reads book*

Kano: KKKKIIIDOO IM BOOOORREED...

Kido: Well what the fu--

Kano: Kido shush-ka-bob this has to be child friendly

Kido:

Kido: Well

Kido: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac do you want me to do about it?

Kano: I dunno...maybe...you could help me clean Mary's mind?

Marry: *throws book at Kano* I'M NOT IMPURE!

Kano: *dodges the book with the magic of Shaft's head tilts*

Kido: Well maybe you could read??? Or make a snack for us???

Kano: If you say so, Danchou! *pigeon-walks away*

Kido: ...

Kido: NO WAIT

Kido: KANO DONT BURN ANYTHING

Kido: KANO I SWEAR TO GOD

~Le Magic time skip brought to you by England's scones~

Kano: Now, what shall I make to impress Kido?

Kano:

Kano: Watermelon?

Kano:

Kano: Yea ok sure *tucks a watermelon in shirt*

Kano: KIDO

Kano: KIDO IM PREGNANT

Kano: KIDO-- *trips and falls, breaking the watermelon*

Kido: ...

Kano: ...

Marry: ...

Kano: MAH BABY *sob*

Momo: *closes book* and that is the story of how Kano killed his firstborn!

Hibiya: Auntie that's really lame--

Momo: NO HIBIYA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT CHEERFUL IT'S PART OF THE LORE.

~fin~

A/N: I regret this. I regret getting into this fandom. I regret everything.