Kagerou Project Randomness -BOOK ONE FINISHED-

I Don't Know What To Call This (pt. 1)

Screw it, I'm gonna use AU's I find.
ALSO I MAY HAVE FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS WILL BE LESS CRACK-FIC-Y IF THAT MAKES SENSE.

Shintaro Kisaragi was in the beach. It's a weird thing to just imagine, but it was true. The raven-haired male was buried in sand up to his shoulders.
He was literally in the beach.
He didn't mean to get stuck there. Shintaro's sister, Momo Kisaragi, had insisted on dragging him to the beach. Of course, being a HikiNEET, he refused. However, Ene seemed to be excited about the idea of the beach. Again, Shintaro refused.
But you can't just say "no" to her and expect her to give up, can you? Shintaro thought bitterly.
After much begging, whining, and changing file passwords, Shintaro reluctantly agreed.
What Shintaro knew was that going to the beach would be hell on earth.
What he didn't know was that the rest of the Mekakushi-Dan were coming along.
"Of course she would bring the whole gang!" Shintaro thought aloud, earning awkward stares from people passing by, but he couldn't care less about that.
Out of the many people who passed him, none of them went over to help Shintaro get out.
This is gonna be a long day...

It has been four hours. Shintaro's shoulders burned painfully with sunburn.
"This is it." Shintaro tilted his head upwards. "This is it. This is how I die."
He sighed in defeat. "I should've known better than to come here...Maybe I should've written a will. Ene's probably gonna send my file--"
"Shintaro...?"
Shintaro looked up. "What the hell--uh, I mean--h-hey, Kido..."
"I thought you had left." Kido's voice gave hint to surprise, as if she expected him to be in the safety of a dark room.
"Well, no, I'm obviously still here. Buried. In sand."
"How'd you even...?"
"I might've fallen asleep. Maybe."
"Maybe?"
"I dozed off, and someone buried me when I was asleep. Please help me, I don't wanna die."
Kido nodded in understanding. Her facial expression made it seem that she understood what happened, but it was obvious that she was trying not to laugh.
"O-oh...how--I mean, what do you want me to do?"
    Shintaro narrowed his eyes. He had expected her to yell at him or break out laughing, anything else except asking to help.
    "Oh, gee, I don't know, maybe help me get out?" He eyed the green-haired female carefully.
    "Hmm...I don't know..." She reached into the pocket of her hoodie.
    "Kido?"
    Kido pulled out a bottle of soda. She tossed the bottle from hand to hand before placing it in the sand in front of Shintaro.
    "What're you...?"
    "Your sister said you liked soda," Kido took a few steps back. "so here."
    Shintaro was confused. "Huh?"
    "We gotta leave. No one's supposed to be on the beach past 9:00."
    "Kido, wait--"
    "See ya." She turned her back to Shintaro and walked towards the rest of the gang.

I ran out of ideas. I'll post part two later maybe???