Kagerou Project Randomness -BOOK ONE FINISHED-

He Tried

A/N: I was up at like 3:00 in the morning writing this. Enjoy, peasants.

Hibiya walked into the kitchen to get a water bottle. He paused when he saw the idol and the deceiver, who seemed to be in deep conversation.
    "He tried, at least." Kano shrugged.
    "I guess..." Mumbled Momo. "but the shota could've--"
    "Could've what?!" Hibiya burst out, and both Kano and Momo stared at Hibiya without saying a word.
   "Well?!"
    "We were just talking about how you tried to tried to steal Foxy's girl." Kano chirped.
    Hibiya raised an eyebrow. "Foxy's girl..?"
   "Taisaku-chan."
    The boy stiffened. "I-I did n-not!"
    "Yeah, right!" Momo scoffed.
    "Psh..." Hibiya turned his head to the side. "And who's Foxy?!"
    "He's--" Kano's words were interrupted by a book that hit his head. Kido, who seemed to appear out of nowhere, pulled multiple bandages from her pocket and placed them on the wall.
    "Danchou..?"
"The poor wall...Kano, you idiot, you could've broken it!" Kido muttered.
"Broken what?" Kano rubbed his forehead.
"The Fourth Wall, you dingus!" She sighed angrily. "If you broke it, it'd be chaos."
Hibiya narrowed his eyes. "I'm pretty sure you broke the fourth wall by talking about it."
Kido opened her mouth to speak, but quickly closed it. Shoving her bandages in her pocket, she headed up the stairs (that magically appeared somehow wow).
"O...kay...so--"
"OH SHIT HERE I GO!" The brown-haired boy was interrupted by the thump-thump-thump of someone falling down the stairs.
Kano snorted in laughter, and Momo gave Kido a startled glance. Hibiya sighed in annoyance.
"May I continue?!" He raised his voice.
"G-go ahead..." Kano breathed between laughs.
    "Who's Foxy?"
Kano sighed. "Foxy's--"
A truck slammed into the wall, sending everyone flying. Hibiya screamed in pain and sheer terror. The driver honked truck's horn twice.
"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, NERDS!" The familiar-looking driver yelled.
"...Kuro--?"
"I SAID, MOVE IT, YOU FU--"
    "NO!" Taisaku-Chan lifted her head from the rubble. "NO CURSING. I HEARD KIDO CURSE BUT I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING." She sighed angrily. "For some reason..."
   Hibiya opened his mouth to speak, but the building collapsed on itself. Everyone died.
   
                             ~fin~

That took a turn....