Journal Entries of the Mentally Unstable

Rylee

January 13 Thursday

Helllooo journal its Rylee here. I've been thinking and I've finally come up with a great name for you, Juniper. I gave great thought to this for several days that's why I am only just now starting to write. Lets get to know each other before we start anything serious. First of my name is Rylee Walche I've been 18 for about 18 years or so give or take. I have short curly black hair with bright eyes as green as something green. Sunny is now yelling in my ear telling me I don't have bright eyes and if I could hear her I would tell her that I have great BRIGHT eyes well she has BLACK eyes. If of course I could hear her but I can't because she's not real. As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Nobody. So I have an older sister May and a younger one named London. I don't care much for them. My parents are Michel and Sophia Walche. They were boring predictable people I'm glad they never come to visit me I'd probably die of boredom or Sunny I mean Nobody would finally convince me to kill someone. I have been told to write in this journal by my therapist Ms. Kantler who was a pasty old women who keeps telling me Sonny's not real when I can clearly see her standing next to me trying to strangle North. Ms. Kantler's the one who told me I have to refer her as Nobody. Yes Sunny I know you want to kill her. No Sunny I'm not going to kill her. How many times must I tell you this. Alright I have to go calm down Nobody so she doesn't kill someone. Bye see you tomorrow Juniper.

January 14 Friday

 Well its official North is now avoiding me. I wonder what I could have done. Well its been a long day. Mostly I've just been sitting in the Winter Room other wise known as the all white padded room where you go when you attack someone or something. I suppose I should explain how I got there.

My alarm went off at 8 o'clock  the usual wake up time on week days. We all had very precise schedules to maintain. I got up and I put on my favorite pj's the ones with the little rainbows all over. I did a quick brush through my curly hair. Just cause I lived with crazy people, myself included, didn't mean I had to look homeless. That's about when Nobody woke up and yelled at me that I did look homeless as she walked out to go get breakfast. She could be so mean sometimes. Okay most times.

After grabbing French toast and enough syrup to flood a small town I sat with my friends, group,crew. What do you call a group of crazy people forced to hang out with each other? Tate and Realynn were up to their usual business of trying to escape. I liked it here for the most part if you ignored the weird sounds, crazy people and The Rabbits. The Rabbits were the men in white who would restrain you if you got aggressive or in my case when. They would come in a little later. I tried to strike up a conversation with North but he just nodded than ran away. It was very rude to just run away in a conversation don't people know that. Sunny kept on screaming that I should kill him for being so rude. It sounded like a swell idea at the time but while looking for a weapon which was quite hard to find. I mean they took away your shoes because they thought they could be used as a weapon so I highly doubted there was just going to be a butcher knife laying around. Meanwhile Tate was once again trying to convince Raelynn that he was not working on a conspiracy to kill her. This lead to yelling at which point I stopped looking for a weapon and decided to take my anger on them.

"Would you shut your pie holes!" I yelled this as loud as I could drawing everyone's eyes upon me.

Sunny than began to chant "Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!" She had a serious problem it was always kill him, stab him, shoot him, poison him. I mean who poisons people and where would I even find poisons.

Tate gave me this evil eyed look "Mind you own business Cousin It." This was a common insult by him because apparently my hair was like Cousin Its I don't really know I've never seen the Adams Family. But I knew enough to be offended. So I lunged across the table getting my self covered in syrup and eggs along the way. Once I'd knocked Tate off his feet I aimed the best punch I could muster at his jaw. It was quite exhilarating hitting  a person not that this was the first time I punched a person. There'd been many occasions. To many. At that point Raelynn thought it a great idea to try and make a break for it. But she still had to get though the commons, a few hallways, through security and out the door past reception so the chances were very slim. I must admit she got a lot further then I would have guessed. As she sprinted for the door a Rabbit came out and tried to tackle her. She went into a slide for first base. The Rabbit on the other hand slammed into a guy in his thirties who had on duck pajamas. The guy started screaming bloody murder. Literally. Then he called out to the plants to come save him from Old Man Winter. Who knew what was running through that old mans head.

By this time of course I had been caught, Tate was already being taken to the nurse and however good Raelynn's moves were they didn't get her to second base. She was Out. And that's the magical story of how I ended up in a white room all day with absolutely nothing to do. This is when it came in handy to have Nobody around to talk to. So that's how I spent my day.