So we all now that excuse, 'the dog ate my homework' right? Well some killers used different excuses somewhere along these lines..
One said
"My evil twin stole my identity and I didn't she did"
" you now that gay guy he made my cat gay!" Is that even possible? I dont know but really bad excuse
"He told me to do it!" After this lady killed her husband by suffocating him she said he wanted her to do it, as if.
"My car is out of alignment " this is what a man said after speeding in a residential area when a resident signalled for him to slow down, he got mad and turned the car into the mans path, almost trying to kill him, his excuse"car outta alignment it has a habit of turning to the side"
Oh btw these are all true! So next time you lie, think of a better excuse then these.
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