Iris: bold text
Cameron: normal text
"Hey, I just wanted to thank you for yester-"
"Why do you dare to wake me up this early in the morning?! I will cut your little penis and feed it to my dog!"
"Little?"
"Was that all you got from what I just said?"
"Oh, what? I was too busy being shocked at how you think my penis is little."
"You son of a biscuit. Guys and their tiny, tiny hotdog. I'm going to sleep."
"But how do you know it's small? From my point of view and the ladies, it says differently."
"It's too early for this."
"It's 1:00. Why are you sleeping at this hour?"
"Because why not."
*Call ended.*
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