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Iris: bold text
Cameron: normal text

"RIVERS! Rivers, guess freaking what!"

"Why the heck are you calling me at this hour?"

"BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY HONEY! ITS THE NATIONAL DAY I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS VAGINA INTO THIS SICK EVIL WORLD!"

"Well that's really specific."

"Yes, yes it is. Now where's my present?"

"What present?"

"Gasp! You didn't get me a present! How dare you, I thought we were friends!"

"Iris, I can't fully function right now. So can we please talk in the morning?"

"Ah, no."

"Happy birthday!"

*Called ended*

"He better of got me a present."

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