Fifty Shades of Squidward

Chapter 3

"Mmm SpongeBob you taste so good ahAhAhA." I knew that laugh from somewhere... I just couldn't quite put my finger on it. When I looked around I could see that I was in Squidward's house. I let out a loud moan. What was going on? I looked down and there he was. There he was! Just sitting there on four of his tentacles with him firmly grasping my dick with his right tentacle and then smoothly moving his left up and down. He gave better head than Sandy! And I never knew that would even be possible. Well, I knew it was possible I just didn't think that anyone better than her would be sucking my dick and licking the shaft like it was lollipop. The way he licked down the side. I knew I was about to cum. "SPONGE BOB." "SPONGEBOOOB."  "SPOOOOOOOOONGEBOOOOOOOOB." I woke up in my bed with Patrick shaking me awake. "PATRICK I'M AWAKE YOU CAN STOP NOW!" "Hah okay SpongeBob." Why was he in my house? How did he even get in? "Patrick why are you in my house?" "Uhm because I wanted to make sure you didn't die..." "Patrick why on earth would I be dea-." I glanced at the clock then at Patrick then back at the clock. "ONE O'CLOCK??? WHY DIDN'T MY ALARM GO OFF?? Thank you Patrick so much for coming in I will ignore how you got in my house when I never gave you a key, but you can leave now." As I got out of bed Patrick continued to stare at me, more specifically in the lower region of my body. "Patrick what are you staring at?" I glanced down and the crotch area of my pajama bottoms were soaking wet. "Uhh I think you. I think you HA. I THINK YOU WET YOURSELF SPONGEBOB HAHAHA!" "Patrick I didn't wet myself." I gave him a glare. "Well then why else would your pants be wet?" "It's called a wet dream Patrick, last night when I was sleeping I was cumming in my pants." "But Uhm.." "Never Mind that Patrick leave I need to get ready for work I've never been this late before I don't want to get fired, THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS ME!" "Well would you want me to make you breakfast first, it's the most important meal of the day." He drew out the the 'ay' part for the longest time and smirked. "Patrick it's one in the afternoon why would I eat breakfast now. It's too late for breakfast Patrick just go home!" Patrick's smile faded and turned into a scowl. "FINE. Like damn bitch, all I wanted to do was make you food and you kick me out just like that." He slowly walked out as he continued to say more pointless stuff. "YOU KNOW I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS SPONGEBOB!" And then suddenly I couldn't hear him anymore because he finally left. Thank you King Neptune. I quickly took a shower and put my uniform on and got into the car to head to the Krusty Krab. OH DARN IT, I FORGOT I HAD DRIVERS ED WITH MRS. PUFF TODAY. I hope she didn't miss me too much. When I walked in, there was no one eating, no one talking, there was no one at all besides Squidward and I. I wonder where everyone is at. "Hey Squidward! But why is there no one here?" "Hmm maybe because the sign on the door says closed? I don't know it's just a thought." Closed? CLOSED! WHY ARE WE CLOSED?? AND WHY IS HE JUST SITTING THERE READING A MAGAZINE??? "Uh Squiddy why are we closed? Is it because I came in late?" "No spongebob it's because Mr. Krabs is having some people come in today to renovate the place for his new strip club. The new name is still undecided though." "Why don't we just keep the name we have now?" Squidward face tentacles himself and lets out a loud sigh. "Because SpongeBob if we have a strip club called 'The Krusty Krab' they might think that all of our strippers are sluts and have diseases such as CRABS." "Oh alright, I'll just go talk to Mr. Krabs." Squidward continued to read the magazine he was previously reading before I interrupted. As I was knocking on Mr. Krabs' door I heard him yelling at someone on the phone. "NO I SAID I WANTED GOLDEN POLES NOT SILVER WHAT KIND OF TREASURE DO YOU FIND IN THE SEA THAT'S SILVER?? Ugh hold on someone is knocking on the door I'll call you back later, and when I do YOU BETTER HAVE MY GOLDEN POLES SHIPPED HERE NOT THOSE FILTHY SILVER ONES YOU HEAR?!" After a short pause I heard Mr.K say I can come in. "Ahh SpongeBob now what brings you into my office here today?" "I just wanted to know why we were closed today, Squidward said it was because we are renovating but if we were renovating wouldn't there be people here installing things?" Mr. Krabs looked more distressed than ever. "The people should be coming later so you can go out there, tell Squidward to go home and then while you're at it go home to. You don't need to be here because I doubt the installers will actually pay for the food so just go." I didn't really know what else to say after that so I just got up and left his office. "What did Krabs say?" Squidward didn't look up from his magazine, he just turned the page and continued reading. "He told me to tell you to go home and that I should too." He put down his magazine and said okay. As we were walking to our cars he began to speak to me again. "By the way you had cute pajamas on last night." I froze right when I was about to put my key in my car to unlock it. "W-what?" I stuttered. "Oh don't play dumb SpongeBob I saw you watching me play my clarinet, might I say..." He leaned in close to my ear, practically pinning me up against my car. "Naked." He looked me dead in the eyes before backing away. When he got into his car, starting it up, leaving me shocked he opened his mouth once again. "Come by my place around... About eight o'clock ish." And with that he was off. When I finally got into my car and started driving home I was so confused. Why did he get so close to me? And go to his place for what?