Fifty Shades of Squidward

Part 5

When I woke up the only thing that was next to me was an empty space. "Did I just dream that Squidward came over last night and cuddled with me until I fell asleep or did he just leave early this morning to not be caught leaving my house? I'm sure it was the first one, only in my dreams would Squidward just comfort me and make me feel safe." But then suddenly there was a noise downstairs. I knew it wasn't Gary because he was sleeping in his bed on the floor, meowing in his sleep. I wasn't ready to die or have any of my expensive furniture stolen so I took a hanger from the closet and made my way down stairs. It may not seem like much but once you've had someone slap your skin with a hanger nice and hard it will hurt like hell. First it stings and then a welt quickly appears. But while walking I heard someone laughing and I immediately stopped. I recognized that laugh. Who else laughs like a goose? "Honk hOnk hONk honk honk honk." I continued to walk down the stairs only to be surprised to see Squidward cooking in nothing but an apron that said "kiss the cook". Hmph. I guess it wasn't a dream after all. He saw me walking towards him and he started to smile a smile that I've never seen before. It was so sweet, reminded me of the way Sandy smiles when she talks about the future she wants to have with me. "Take a seat, I'm making breakfast and it's almost done. Home you like French toast made with jellyfish jam." I've never had French toast MADE with jellyfish jam.  When Squidward walked over he handed me a plate and sat down with me to eat with me. But when he looked me up and down it's like he wanted to skip the breakfast he made and just get down on me to satisfy his hunger. "How did you sleep last night?" It was the best sleep I had ever had but am I going to let him know that? Of course not! I can't sound easy. I know he wants me and frankly it's confusing. All these years he's acted like he hated me but then all of a sudden he just can't get enough? I mean what's that about? Does he think I'm his boy toy? I am NOT his boy toy. I'm not ANYONE'S boy toy! "SpongeBob. Spongebooob." Squidward was waving his tentacle in front of my face. Great, I was deep in thought again. "Oh I slept fine, no different than usual. You?" Squidward cocked his head to the side and but his lip. It was alright, but I'm sure it'll be better tonight. He winked at me. What was going to happen tonight? Tonight I'm supposed to be with Sandy, it's date night. If I don't go she will be up my ass and unlike certain fish in the sea I do not fancy it when a woman is up may asshole. "What do you mean tonight?" Squidward took a bite of his food. "SpongeBob you don't want your food to get cold so you? You should eat up. And don't forget we have to plan a party for Pearl today. Mr. Krabs wants it to be cheap and unforgettable. But she's a stripper so just go steal a pair of her heals that don't have glitter on them and just put glitter on them." Ugh I don't even know why we even have to keep planning surprise birthday parties. LAST YEAR SHE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP! "But Squidward what if she doesn't show up like last year?" Squidward moved one of his tentacles slowly up my leg. "Well then I guess we can just go home." His tentacle stopped at my kneecap. "Squidward can sandy come help plan, we are supposed to be going on a date and Pearl's parties are always late at night so can she just hang with us?" Squidward moved his tentacle slowly up my thigh. I cocked my head back and he laughed sexily, knowing what he was doing to me was working. "SpongeBob are you done eating you're breakfast yet?" I was able to get nothing out but a whisper. "Fuck yeah." He smirked and I stopped caring if this made me look easy. I want him and he wants me. So why not just let him take what he wants? My dick started to rise and when I got up he kindly took notice. Before I knew it he put a strawberry in my mouth ,that he used to garnish the dish , with his and sloppily kissed down my body. My pulse started to race faster and faster as I felt his saliva lower and lower on my body. Once he got to my dick he looked up at me and grinned. Then he took my dick into his mouth and if I hadn't known better I'd say he did it quite passionately, even more passionately than Sandy and we've been dating for a long time now as everyone down here knows. The way he licked circles all the way from my balls to my shaft made me moan loudly and shove his head closer to my body. I could feel the vibrations from his laughter pulse against my body. I knew that this was wrong and this was like the third time I cheated on her but what she doesn't know won't hurt her right? I mean if he wants to keep fucking he will keep his sexy cocksucking mouth shut. He squeezed my butt cheeks so hard I felt his suction cups digging into me. I moaned loudly in pleasure. "Squidward, take me upstairs" I was able to breathily say. "Ok" and with that he carried me up the stairs and threw me into the bed. Everybody's gotta do something reckless in their life. And Squidward is my 'reckless'.