When worlds colide... (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Doctor Who crossover)

I Set Fire to the Snape (Part 4)

Jason's POV:
"We met with Slytherins in front of potions classroom. After a few minutes of waiting we went inside. Snape told us, what potion we'll be brewing. We had no idea why, but Leo seemed troubled with lighting the fire under his cauldron. And Snape came to him and stared at the way he was lighting it. And then the whole Leo started to burn, and set the whole classroom on fire. When the whole lot of us was out, Snape started to shout at Leo, when he realised, that he was on fire too! He was so scared, that he ran away and didn't even give Leo detention! He just shouted, that the class is dissmissed. You know that muggle song, I set fire to the rain." They all nodded. "When we left, I would swear he started singing: 'I set fire to the Snape!" We all burst out laughing. We said our goodbyes and went to the Hufflepuff table. I've always know this, but still... Leo is awesome.
Nico's POV:
When we went to detention with Umbridge, Annabeth told me and Harry the 'I set fire to the Snape' story. We had to stop walking, because Harry laughed so hard he fell down. When he was able to get up we were already late. Deciding, that we don't give a dam about Umbridge, we continued in our pace. When we reached her cabinet, Annabeth knocked. "Come in." Toad-sama's voice said. We all call her Toad-sama now, because Doctor... "Good evening." She says. "Good evening." We reply. "You'll be writing: I must not tell lies." She explains our punishment. So we sit down and start writing. It fu*king hurts. Like really hurts. But I keep writing, hoping, that there's a spell to get it away. After an hour I start to become sleepy. Two hours. I am basically sleeping not caring about the pain in my left hand. We've been here for four hours. The rest still seems quite up. Annabeth, who sits next to me had to wake me up a few times. "Could you all come here please?" She asks. "Let's start with you, Mr Smith." She took his arm and stared at it. After a moment she got pale and then became crimson red in matter of seconds. "You clearly didn't understand your punishment." Toad-sama said, her voice shaking with anger. "Oh, I did, but since it made no sense... Besides, I've always wanted a tatoo with sonic screwdriver." He says, sounding as bored and calm as always. "Made no sense?! It's ME, who sets the rules in here, not YOU!" Annabeth, who sits behind him facepalms. "So let me ask a few questions. Why are you so sure it's OK for all four of us to sit here and cut our arms? Is it a metod invented by ministry? That students sit and cut their arms instead of doing something useful?" This guy is so smart... "MR SMITH, IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN, I'LL DO MY BEST TO GET YOU EXPELLED AND BELIEVE ME, THAT IT'L BE EASY! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!" Doctor gladly followed her orders and got out of the room. SMIRKING. She checked the rest of us and still angry as hell told us to go. "You know, mate," Harry was laughing. "That you can't go to DADA from now on?" "Clara's gonna kill me." Doctor said laughing. "But if I study enough, I'll be able to pass my OWLs and hope, that she will be forced to leave." We all laugh at this. "Can I have your notes from DADA from now on, Harry?" "Yeah, whatever, you managed to piss Toad-sama of so much, that you have two free periods every Monday and Thursday, you must be god." The green eyed boy was still laughing. Doctor said, that he had all of his homework done, exept for DADA, which he didn't have to do, so that he'll go with us part of the way. When we said bye to him a floor under our dorm, Harry gave him his invisibility cloak, that the professors might be angry if they met him so late. "This guy is really cool. I'm so jealous, that he doesn't have to go on DADA..." Harry said. "I think he just started doodling in the beginning and then made the exuses up when he had to. He's a Ravenclaw, man. I imagine Doctor being like: 'Screw this, I'm gonna draw...' and without noticing drawing something and then: 'Ooops, I'll think of something later, I thought of tatoo like this, so why not...'" We both laughed like idiots when we reached the Fat Lady.
Doctor's POV:
I didn't expect Toad-sama to freak out so much. The only thing I'm worried about, is Clara's reaction. I don't want to loose her. OK, I might have a bit of crush on her... A huge crush on her... But never mind that. I reach the place, where we parted with Annabeth, so I take the cloak of and walk casually. I wait a bit, before entering the common room. "JOHNATAN FUC*ING SMITH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! AFTER THE WARNING FLITWICK GAVE YOU! DO YOU REALISE, THAT THIS WOMEN IS FROM MINISTRY? IF SHE WANTS, YOU'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY FU*KING QUIDDITCH!" Clara... "Johnatan isn't even my name." I look at her. Her brown hair is really messy right now, and her hazel eyes are filled with anger and... Worry? 'There's no way she would worry about you.' I tell myself. "And besides, why would I say fu*king quidditch?!" She laughs, but still looks a bit mad at me. I walk closer to her and Annabeth. Annabeth looked at me in the 'You deserve this' way. "You idiot." Clara says and hugs me. "Never do that again." I hug back. "Don't worry. I can't even go to DADA, so there's no way she'll be able to punish me." We pull away. "Good night." I say and kiss her forhead. "Night." She blushed. "Night, Annabeth." "Good night, Mr Idon'thavetogotoDADA." She smirks. I laugh and go to bed.