1 Your lips are so cracked they look like shrimp
2. Your toenails are so brown i mistook them for snickers
3.your so ugly, I would sue your mother for letting your father cum in her.
4. Your hairline is so invisible not even the blue arrow in Dora could find it
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101. cusses
Humor101 cusses for those moments when you wanna step on someones throat-