Merry Christmas My lil' rude ducky's

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by KIKIXMEADE

by KIKIXMEADE

Merry Christmas My lil’ rude ducky’s

1. Coming to say jingle bells the only thing jingling Is your 7th neck

2. Stop singing Christmas carols when your Body is humming

3. Oh you don’t want speak to me until today please hold while I direct you to hell!

4. You giving me something under £5 you might as well go buy me a happy meal

5. There is always that one Hoe under the mistle toe can you please fix your camel toe.

6. These Instagram hoes have money for new jordans but not a spoon or bowl for their 90 kids …. That’s none of my business

7. God left the iron to long on your face my friend

8. Im not an alcoholic I just like to drink so you get prettier

9. Whenever a guy says its complicated it means your ugly as eff but that ass!

10. Doing drugs is bad says the women walking around with cocain in her bag

Merry Christmas sweetie pies but I really do enjoy writing these for you I’ve been really busy with my vines and my Instagram and I mean my twitter is usually busy if you want to follow me on these things to see my crusty ass.

Thank you again! Because I would not be where I am today without you amazing reader and I hope you’re enjoying it the way I am.

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