101. cusses

5. Yo MaMa

1. Yo mama sooo fat the last time she saw '90210' was on a scale.

2. yo mama so ugly shes made blind kids cry.

3. Yo mama so fat she blocked the sun

4. yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven

5. yo mama so poor the ducks gave her bread.

6. yo mama so fat she got baptised in sea world