Me: oh my goodness this paper won't stick to this darn tape.
Me: hmmm oh I have a stapler!
Me: *spends 30 mins and staples still don't work right.*
Me: ........let me just open it up...*opens*
Oh...they are upside down.
Me: well I fixed it ^-^
Me: *staples paper* yay
Me: *picks up stapler* okay *walks 5 inches* GAHAHAHHAH *staple magically flies into finger*
Me: *Blood spews everywhere*
Mind: what if you spread it on your face and looked like a clown.....
Me: mind you are pretty fricked up.....
Me: God it hurts so bad
Mom: why the crap is blood pouring down you head! Oh my god you are dying child!
Me: *scratched head 1 second earlier*
Me: *points at finger*
Mom: oh......*grabs bandaid*
Me: *sigh*
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