My life at the moment

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Sits beside school kids

Er hello there....
Grrrrrowl
Okay......
Turns towards me
Hey um isn't that a little close

Thud.

GAHH GET OFF ME YOU CREATURES

teacher looks at me disappointed
Looks at teacher
GRT THEM UUUFF
teacher shakes head

HISS SCREE SCRATCH NOMNOM

fights them off

Finally....heavy breathing

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Next day

Mouth foams
Are you okay......
Looks at them

IM PERFECTLY NORMAL

HISSSSSSS

Takes to nurses

A faint struggle can be heard

SIRENS WEEEEEOOOHHHWEEEEOHHH

Code red!  WE HAVE A RABID UNIT OUT OF CONTAINMENT

Sprints on all 4's, foam flys from mouth

It's to late.  She's gone.

IF YOU EVER SEE HER AGAIN.  STAY CLEAR


So that's where I am now.

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