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Matt is above^ *you will know what I mean soon*
2 New books are coming out soon! You should really check them out!
ALSO BE HONEST, DOES ANYONE EVEN LIKE THIS STORY?
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Louis sits on the couch eating popcorn and watching titanic.
Louis: At least Jack doesn't die an ugly, old, semi gay, loner...
Louis sees Eleanor's number and decides to call her.
Eleanor: Hello?
Louis: Hey babe it's Louis.
Zayn: Shit!
Eleanor: Zayn keep your voice down.!
Louis: Zayn?!
Eleanor: Louis I can explain...
Louis: What the fuck is Zayn doing with you?!
Eleanor: Uh, he uh, well...
Zayn: I am helping her water her, uh... Water her Cat?
Louis: What the fùck Zayn?! Seriously, what's going on?
--//-- In the Cafe--//--
Harry: I hate Louis! No I don't, it was my fault for edging him to that point... But I still hate him! But the design in this cup of coffee looks kinda like him... The same dimples, the icy blue eyes, his honey colored fringe. His mouthwatering jaw bone-
Niall: Its my first day out of the hospital, and this is what you decide to talk to me about?
Liam: Awe, it's alright Ni, I'll be your company.
Niall: (rolls eyes and grunts) Whatever Li. Just because you helped me and we're friends again, doesn't mean we are anything more.
Harry: Wait, were you guys like... A thing?
Niall: N-n-no!... Maybe.... Yea-
Liam grabs Niall's left thigh hard while the Irish boy try's to squirm away in discomfort and pain (not abusive pain though). But Liam keeps his hand on Nialls thigh and shoots him a warning glare to knock it off.
Liam: (tightens grip while Niall squeals only loud enough for Liam to hear) Harry, Louis was being a díck. Which explains he likes it... And frankly, I thought if anyone would be able to change him, you would. I guess it's just too much to ask for the old Louis back...
Harry: The old Louis?
Liam: Yeah, believe it or not Louis use to be the sweetest guy in the world! We use to go camping, and hiking, and-
Random guy: Hey, is this seat open? Sorry, all the other ones were taken...
Harry: (blushes) Of course!
Liam: (whispers to Niall) Gay or not Harry needs to calm his tits...
Niall: Yeah, he should be as cool as a zucchini.
Liam: You mean cucumber?
Niall: But what's the difference? They look exactly the same...
Liam: But they're two different vegetables Ni.
Niall: Well look who knows they're veggies... I bet you're also a Momma's boy two?
Liam: Actually yes I am and I'm not afraid to show it.
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Hømøsexual Tendencies
Fanfic"Harry..." "What?" "Your homosexual tendencies are showing..." "What?" "Don't deny it. Everyone has their moments." "What do you mean Nialler?" "Everyone have there homosexual moments... You just have your homosexual tendencies..."
