A/N
Sorry this chapter is so short and its poorly edited. I tried... Plus if you haven't read this fan fiction you should check it out. Honestly I'm more of a Lashton shipper but the book was very entertaining...
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After Niall and Liam left they decided it would be a good idea to go to a bar. While Niall being the Irish elf he was got drunk, Liam (being the responsible one) did not get drunk. After they left the bar, Niall and Liam decided to take a walk around town. Niall was repeating Liam's name over and over, and Liam was starting to get annoyed.
Niall: *whining loudly* Li!
Liam: What Ni?!
Niall: *giggles then hiccups* I'm hungry...
Liam: What?! What the hell Niall, we just had dinner and ice cream less than five minutes ago!
Niall: But I'm hungry Li, I'm a growing boy you know that?!
Liam: Shut your pink, luscious, beautiful... I mean shut your mouth Niall, you're making a scene!
Niall: But Li, I'm a hungry hippo! *Starts singing off key and very loudly* It's a race, it's a chase, hurry up and feed their face! Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos! Hungry hungry hippos! open up and there it goes!
Liam: How do you remember that song?!
Niall: Li... Li... You wanna hear a secret?
Liam leans into Niall.
Niall: I... Don't *giggles*... Know.. *Starts singing/shouting* It's a race, it's a chase, hurry up and feed their face! Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos! Hungry hungry hippos! open up and there it goes!
Liam: Niall shut up, you're making a scene!
Niall: NOOOOOOOOO LLLIIIIIIIIIIII! I'm having funnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Liam: Niall please just shut up-
Niall: I'll shut up if you give me a kiss.
Liam: No...
Niall: C'mon Liiiiiiiiiiii, your kisseees are bestiful. I mean they are super... super... super, spectaculariuosly, or is it spectacularly? Anyway, kiss me Lima Bean! *Lunges himself at Liam*
Liam: Niall, c'mon you're really drunk and-
Niall: Yep, that's me! But do you... do you like, know, know what they say about drunk people Li?
Liam: What?
Niall: That drunk people speak drunken words but have sober thoughts, duh!
Liam: Okay, we really need to get you home...
Liam starts walking towards his apartment with Niall in hand, but Niall just stands there with a pout on his lips.
Niall: I'm not going anywhere...
Liam: Niall, I am not really in the mood for this...
Niall: *smirks* Oh so are you in the mood for something else?
Liam: *rolls eyes* C'mon you seriously need to rest.
Niall: No, Li! I really need to tell you something now...
Liam: What is it Ni?
Niall: Well honestly, I still like you Li. I know you're trying to spare my feelings and pretend you don't like me, but Li, I like you... Actually I love you... I mean maybe I'm just a really stupid drunk and the alcohol is effecting my brain, but something tells me that you genuinely care for me, Niall Horan the cracker boy.. But then again I'm afraid to tell you all of this when I'm sober because I'm afraid you'll leave me. I mean who wouldn't? Just look at me, I look like a saltine cracker with cheese on it... The worst part is, is that you don't even like cheese and crackers! Why do I have to look like a-
Niall throws up and wipes his mouth.
Niall: Sorry-
Liam then cuts off Niall and kisses him on the lips.
Niall: Was that to shut me up?
Liam: No.
Niall: Was it so we could go home and you could avoid my rambling?
Liam: No.
Niall: Was it because tasting my throw up was a secret kink of yours or something?
Liam: No Niall, That kiss was because I love you...
Niall: Y-y-y-ou l-l-l-l-love me?
Liam: Yes.
Niall: You even love a cracker boy like me?
Liam: Yes, I even love a cracker boy like you... Now lets go home so you could go to bed and forget about everything that just happened...
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Fanfic"Harry..." "What?" "Your homosexual tendencies are showing..." "What?" "Don't deny it. Everyone has their moments." "What do you mean Nialler?" "Everyone have there homosexual moments... You just have your homosexual tendencies..."
