"Hello and thank you for calling the Hell hotline. We value each and every person who calls. If you would like to reserve a spot in Hell, press 1. If you would like to check to see if a loved one is in Hell, press 2. If you would like to speak to Satan, press 3. If you would like to argue with Satan, press 4. If you would-,"
*presses 3*
"Please hold as we process your call."
*Justin Bieber music plays*
"Hello? This is Satan's secretary and I'm sorry to inform you that Satan is busy at the moment deciding if Miley Cyrus deserves to go to hell. He said something along the lines of needing to know if she was worthy enough... Anyway, would you like to leave a message?"
*hangs up*
