The confusing way

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Have you ever spent days, months or even centuriesmaking a presentation, but baffling the audience while explaining?
DON'T DO THAT.

Really, it confuses people that get confused easily. Which is to say all interweb derps. Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention, If you have been ridin' around da watts all day, you're an interdict. That's a fancy word for Internet Addict. It's either that or you have nothing to do or you're sick.

Compare:

1.Oh hey, I forgot to tell you guys, I had prepared a presentation to convin  everyone to go to my website, bu  got lost somewhere in section 1.6, Comic theory.

2. HEY DOOD GO 2 MY WEBSITE

3.It would help and support me if you visited the wordpress-supported domain name that i'm going to include in the attached presentation.

4.Click here: ethanhcomix.wordpress.com

Now, a question: which one would you choose?

Note: the link is actually my real website ;-)

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