Hello, this is Kevin, speaking for Strexcorp® International. After our failed takeover of Night Vale we have been travelling around the globe to find ways to expand our empire. We found this nice little burg in northwest australia and have spent months doing a hostile, yet friendly, takeover. We have modified some parts of the town, like turning flowers into teeth and pavement into oak doors, but, sadly, Sir Hopeless did not survive. Probably. There's a group of freedom fighters out somewhere in the desert, so maybe he's with them?
Always remember to smile!
-Your pal forever,
Kevin.
