Marvin and Megaman do a thing

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Marvin should go to 20XX and find Megaman to destroy Dr. Wily because he won't stop singing Baby by Justin Bieber and it's making all the robots dysfunctional and they're destroying the world and making the kindergarteners illiterate. Then Marvin and Megaman go to space with Astroman and Galaxyman and get sucked into a black hole because Galaxyman was jackassing around with his weapon, the Black Hole Bomb. Then they go to the Astro Boy universe and they do an awesome Megaman and Astro Boy crossover and then Kirby comes out of nowhere and eats Marvin, Megaman and Astro Boy and then all 3 suddenly find Dora the Explorer having a tea party with Obama in Kirby's stomach. Astro Boy finds Marvin's Uncle Bob but it turns out that Uncle Bob was actually a pigeon named Kevin and he was from the UK. Astro Boy says that he has to go and that his home planet needs him then he floats away. Megaman then walks in on Protoman and Kalinka doing ungodly things in his bed and Megaman's head explodes and Protoman has a mental breakdown and explodes everybody because he's a walking nuke. Marvin survives and finds Caillou screaming about wanting to go to the circus but his dad tells him to shut the hell up and then Thomas the Tank Engine falls through the ceiling and crushes Caillou. Thomas then starts singing Pretty Girls by The Kids of Widney High.
Marvin then finds himself in a Pokemon battle. Marvin then uses Judgement even though Judgement is not in Marvin's movepool so someone hacked the game. Then Bad Box Art Megaman comes in with Ruby Spears Megaman and ends the Pokemon battle. Marvin's eyes go static because BBA Megaman was so ugly that he made Marvin glitch out. Ruby Spears Megaman starts referencing Humpty-Dumpty in unnecessary situations before Kung Fu Cutman jump scaring everyone by jumping out of a closet at exactly 3 seconds before it became 9 AM making everyone go back to their individual universes. But then Marvin himself laying in his bed and he turns and sees Gutsman in a thong next to him and Gutsman says, "Hey baby, did you sleep well?" And then Marvin hits the self destruct button on Gutsman and Gutsman explodes. AND SO.. Marvin's socks got very dehydrated. The End.

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