Grossed out

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Lauren's POV

I woke up to Bruno laying on my chest. This nigga need to wake up.

"Bruno," I groan.

"What," he says shifting.

"I have to piss," I sighed and he smiled.

"Can I help you," he asked smiling against my cleavage.

"Umm no but you can let me get up," I said and he laughed and I couldn't help but giggle. His breathe was tickling my chest.

"What time is it," he asked.

"It's 8 in the morning," I smiled.

"Welp I'm going back to bed," he said.

"Umm no it's time to put you back where you belong," I laugh.

"Where I belong is right here I mean it's just so comfy and fun," he said snuggling against my pillow. He then came up to my face and I covered my nose.

"What," he asked.

"Umm is that my breathe or yours," I asked. I stopped breathing and he smiled with a laugh.

"You have the worst morning breathe I mean I think you need to get you some toothpaste and a tooth brush," I laughed.

"I don't have one I mean I didn't pack one," he said and I laughed.

"Well you ain't using mine because that's just gross but I might have some extra's," I said and he smiled. I walked to the bathroom and he followed. I stood on my tippy toes trying to reach the top shelf.

"Short people problems," he snickered.

"Can you get it for me then," I asked and he shut up.

"I didn't think so. So you can quit snigglin and gigglin and shit," I said. I climbed onto the counter.

"Babe be careful," he said.

"Really I'm about to do a backflip off of here so I can bust my head open," I snarked.

"Your grumpy in the mornin," he said crossing his arms.

"Oh shut up and if I fall you better catch me," I said.

"What do I look like. Cause last time I checked this wasn't a isney film this was life and if yo ass fall I'm laughin," he said and I rolled my eyes.

"Bruno I'm slipping," I said actin like I was struggling and scared.

"Lauren I got you babe," he said frantically. I started cracking up.

"What color do you want," I asked.

"What colors you got," he asked.

"I got all the colors of the rainbow,"  I said making a beat.

"Give me maroon," he said and I looked at him like really nigga.

"Nigga is maroon in the rainbow. Does it look like they even make maroon toothbrushes," I asked.

"I got one," he said. I found a pink one.

"Here make this one work," I said throwing it at him.

"Pinks not a part of the rainbow either," he said.

"But they was on sale at walmart," I said.

"How much," he asked.

"Does it matter," I ask.

"Yes it does," he says.

"99 cents," I said.

"I ain't using this shit," he said.

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