Shopping (Part 1)

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Bruno's POV

Why the fuck did I let her go out by herself. I'm so fuckin stupid right now. I keep walking until I hear this girls groan. I look over and it's this girl and you can tell she's high. I keep walking. I look at my watch.

"Lauren this shit ain't even funny," I yell. I then see a tattoo parlor shop. I don't know why my gut was telling me that she would be in there. I cross the street and walk into the place. I keep walking until I see her with her shirt off.

"What the fuck are you doing Lauren," I yell and she smiles at me.

"I'm getting a tattoo boo," she said laying back.

"Alright baby girl this is going to hurt a lil bit," he said. Wait why the fuck did you call her baby girl.

"Hold up let me light my blunt real quick," she said.

"What the fuck," I asked.

"Bruno go home. I'll call you later," she laughed.

"Nah I'll wait on your ass," I said. I'm going to get her ass back for this shit. She always wants to play these muhfuckin games. Well game over.

2 hours later~

"Thanks Nick it's perfect," I heard her say.

"Don't wear a bra for a couple days," he said.

"Alright I got you and I'll be back real soon to get another," she said.

"Aye who did that leopard print on your back that's pretty slick," he said and I rolled my eyes. She ain't got no leopard print on her back.

"This guy named Howard. He in Compton though so be careful," she warned as she walked towards the door.

"What you doing out in Compton," he asked.

"Long story," she smiled. I got up and went over to her.

"Alright see you later," he said. She then walked out the door and I followed her.

"Well can I see these tattoos," I asked.

"When we get home silly goose," she giggled kissing my cheek. We got my car and I started to drive. She pulled out a blunt.

"Uh Uh I ain't finna get pulled over," I said and she smiled.

"I got you baby. Chill, I think you need to hit this shit," she said and I rolled my eyes. She lit it and leaned back in her seat. The police then hopped behind me.

"Bruno put this on," she said. She put this wig on and I did the same. Then she put contacts in and lipstick on and then a mole.

"Pull it over now and switch me places," she said. I did as she told me. We switched places and the cop came and knocked on the window. She rolled it down.

"High officer," she smiled.

"Well hello there cutie," he said obviously trying to flirt.

"What did I do wrong," she asked.

"Umm well I smelled Marijuana," he said and I rolled my eyes.

"Well umm yeah I did I was smoking legal marijuana you see I got Glacoma," she said and I tried to keep in my laughter.

"Mam I'm not playing with you here. Come on get out the car," he said.

"But you didn't even ask for my license your such a bad cop," she giggled. I jumped out and she did too.

"Alright I'm gonna pat both of you down," he said. He did mines reaal quick and then he slowly walked over to her. He grabbed her waist and pulled her back and she giggled some more. He then whispered something in her ear. He went up her legs real slowly and she moaned fakely.

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