(Hi. Welcome to the first part of my phan smut. I haven't decided if this is just a one part one-shot or if I'm gonna add more smutty parts but whatever. Enjoy)
~Phil's POV~
I sat down on my bed, ready to film. I took a deep breath and then started the video.
"Hey guys! Today I wanted to talk to you.. About Dan." I made a sinister face and left a little room for me to add dramatic music.
"So I found a question on Twitter, asking me what are some of the most annoying things that Dan does. So I thought I'd answer that question."
I smiled and hoped Dan didn't over hear this. Of course I was only playing around and I'd clarify that I didn't mean any of this too seriously but I just didn't want him to get the wrong idea if he hears me filming a video about how annoying he is.
"So first of all, has to be playing video games. Ironic, because we have a gaming channel together, but I mean when he's the only one playing, and he loses, he blames it on me! Even though I'm not even playing the game!"
I laughed sarcastically, and paused for a second, thinking I heard a footstep in the hallway. I cautiously stood up and looked over to the doorway. I couldn't see anything. I sat back down.
"Number two is that he always interrupts my videos! You guys probably don't know this because I always cut it out-"
I blushed and looked down, realizing what it sounded like. The phan shippers were gonna go mad. I held back a giggle. I looked back up and glanced into the viewfinder to see Dan with his arms crossed, shaking his head at me from the doorway. I jumped backwards.
"Holy shit!" I cried out, resting a hand over my chest and catching my breath. Dan laughed histarically, probably because I don't usually curse.
"Dan!!" I yelled, trying to sound angry. It didn't work very well though, he knew I wasn't really mad. He finished up laughing and just smirked at me.
"Really Phil? Making a video complaining about me? Come on, you're better than that!" Dan said, sarcastically. I smiled but rolled my eyes.
"I'm trying to film." I said, crossing my arms at him. Dan looked around before coming up with a conclusion. He jumped over to my bed and sat down next to me.
"I'll be in your video, too!" Dan said, hopefully. I thought about it for a second and decided why not.
"Okay, apparently Dan is joining me for the rest of the 'annoying things about Dan' video. Awkward.." I said making my best 'awkward moment' face at the camera. Dan laughed and I would've sworn at the end, it turned seductive. I glanced at him but he didn't seem to notice so I just continued.
"Anyways.. Number three. He always catches me doing embarrassing things!" I said, thinking about him walking into the kitchen to find me eating his cereal. I looked up at him and he had his eyebrows raised and he kept looking back between me and the camera. Suddenly I realized what that must've sounded like. My cheeks began to heat up.
"I mean.. I mean like when I eat his-"
I started but that sounded even worse.
"I mean, no! No, not like that.. Uh. Cereal!" I stuttered, surely sounding ridiculous. Dan stared at the camera and held back a laugh.
"That's Phil, ladies and gentlemen." Dan said, cracking up. I dropped my head into my hands and groaned.
"I can't focus when you're sitting on my bed with me.. I'm trying to film, Dan!" I said, reluctantly starting to laugh along.
"So what you're saying is you can't focus on filming because you'd rather be doing something else on your bed with me?" Dan asked, laughter subsiding. I didn't answer. How could I? I couldn't believe Dan would just say that out of nowhere. Especially with the camera on. He continued to stare at me, waiting for a response and I realized.. He's serious.
"I.. Uh.. The camera's on.. I'm filming a video." I said, trying to push away the surprise of Dan saying something so edgy all of a sudden. Dan's hand trailed over to my back and ran up to my neck, sending a small shiver down my spine.
"It doesn't look like you're filming anymore.." Dan whispered. With the grumble of Dan's voice in my ear, I knew he was right. I didn't care about filming anymore. I looked into his eyes.
"You're doing it again.." I whispered, my traditional smirk appearing on my face.
"Doing what?" Dan asked, tilting his head and letting his tongue briefly slide past his lips.
"Heart. Eyes. Howell." I said, pausing before each word. Dan smiled and pushed me.
"Oh, shut up. You know you stare at me just as much." Dan said, pushing me again until I got the message and fell back, laying down on my bed. Dan slithered up my torso until he was laying directly above me. I reached up and gripped his shoulders, flipping us over so that I was on top.
"You should know better than to interrupt my videos, Dan." I said, leaning down and beggining to suck at his neck. A moan left his mouth, making me smile, knowing I was the only one he'd ever let touch his neck.
"Ph-Phil. Let me.." Dan pulled away and stood up, pulling me up with him. He began to unzip my pants. I smirked.
"Fuck yeah.." I whispered under my breath. Dan gave the best blowjobs. He pulled my trousers and pants down to my ankles and I grabbed him, flipping us back onto the bed. Then, I slipped them off my feet and let the clothing hit the floor. I pulled off my shirt and then leaned in, kissing Dan. I wasted no time, letting my tongue slip between his lips and then inside his mouth. His tongue moved to mine and worked in perfect synch. I could feel myself beggining to get harder. Dan pulled away, breathlessly.
"Ready or not," he said, wiggling his eyebrows at me. He got of the bed and lowered himself to the floor, on his knees. I opened my legs, and put them over Dan's shoulders. I let my head fall back, ready for the pleasure. Quickly, a wet, warm, sensation fell around my throbbing member. I groaned Dan's name in a deep gravely voice. He moved his mouth over more of my dick, practically taking me all in, and soon I could feel his throat. He pulled back and did it again, faster and faster. I was groaning and arching my back before I knew it. Dan used his tongue over my slit and sucked my head in perfect time with his deep throating. I looked down and the image I saw drove me over the edge. Dan was looking up at me, with his watery brown eyes, his mouth full of my dick and his soft lips dripping with saliva. I couldn't take any more of it.
"d-DAN. FUCK-" I cried out, gripping onto his hair and pulling his head in time with my thrusts. Bliss. Pure bliss was all that followed. I fell back against my bed, taking slow breathes. Dan pulled away, panting. He laid down next to me. We laid in silence until,
"You like that, Katie?"
We both fell apart laughing. Dan had quoted one of the most creepiest Phil moments from our photo booth challenge. I caught my breath from laughing and picked up my clothes from the floor, quickly slipping them on. That's when I realized the camera was still sitting there. On. Not like it matters, I'll just delete the video immediately. I took my camera, and went and plugged it into my computer. Dan walked over.
"Haha, you forget the camera was there?" Dan asked, smiling. I nodded and chuckled, carelessly clicking delete as I turned around to face Dan.
"Now for your turn.."
When I saw Dan, It wasn't exactly the sight I expected though.
Dan's face turned white and his eyes were wider then I'd ever seen.
"What??" I asked, worried. Dan slowly pointed to the computer screen. I flew around in my chair, to face the screen.Video uploaded; 100%.
"Well shit."

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Heart Eyes Howell (SMUT)
FanfictionPhil. Dan. Sex. (In case you haven't noticed this is quite obviously smut so I guess I'll throw in an 18+ warning right about here just in case anybody's actually gonna listen to that. Ok have fun reading.)