I held in a laugh as I saw Michaels new shoes, fucking ugg boots, I could see he tried to make them "punk" by adding black spray paint. His mom must have gotten them. I smugly walked over to Michael. "Hey I need to ask you a serious question" I looked him straight in the eye. He challenged me back. "And that would be?" I slowly bent my knees, truly it looked like I was going to suck his dick. But before anything could happen I pointed to his shoes and screamed "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSSSEE!??" Michael showed no emotion in his face but a slight blush. "I-I got them from Walmart they were 10 dollars, what a s-steal"
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At lunch I sat next to Michael and his whore of a girlfriend her name was Beonckaka. They had been together for around a week, sure enough Beonckaka was going to get bored of Michael since he was a virgin. But more or less, Beonckaka had her tounge shoved down his throat. I coughed hoping that they would stop. They did, Beonckaka muttered a small "bitch" as I quickly replied "Im a bitch? Surprising since you're the closest to being one here" She gave me a snarl as she soon put her "I'm innocent" face on and turned to Michael. "Baby, do you think we could go sit somewhere else?" She purred.
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Beonckaka had to leave early probably to go fuck a chair. So I had to drive Michael home. "WITH YOUR LOVE NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN" I sang as Michael went "NObODY nOBODY" I almost wept real Jesus tears when Michael hit Harry's high note. "YAAAAASSS MICHAEL SLAy MY LIFE" I screamed.
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As I lay in bed I think about how beautiful things are until I peacefully fallasleep....with only one thing on my mind....
Potatoes
