Beonckakas morning routine

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Beonckakas POV*

First I wake up, like every normal girl!
Next I finger myself to the thought of Luke Hemmings the new kid who's hot asf.

After that of course i don't brush my teeth! Like no thanks, I like the after taste of a random dudes cum on my teeth.

I might go suck off my neighbor later, Michael? Pft please, boy toy #124458838383.

Next I walk over to my shrine and praise the devil because I am his angel.

I pet my cat and feed her some of my ear wax.

After that I brush my knotted hair and put some bleach on it because we all want that blonde look!

Afterwards I put on my beautiful fake spray tan I got for 50¢ at the thrift store! The owner said it would go very nice with my skin! And boy oh boy was he right, it gives me such a nice orangey glow! My friends said I should be a model, oh those basic bitches hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

I put some clothes on, preferably booty shorts and a bra! Next I put actual cake on my face! But shhh no one can tell the difference!!!

I hop on my bike which a dude on crack loaned me for free and go to school!

Hope you all enjoyed my sexy morning routine!!! ;;))))




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