"C-CAALLUMMM!!!" I heard my best friend Hope scream from the bathroom during passing periods, "Oh my goodness, hopes a little frisky today, don't you think Michael?" I ask
"Yeah, but I could totally do her better" he smirked at me, I just laughed "Mike you're a virgin shut the Sandra Bullock up" I wasn't allowed to cuss in front of Mikey so I used famous actresses instead.
As we walked to lunch me and Mikey started making up if I may say the best raps ever created. "I WALK UP TO THE CLUB LOOKIN FLY..I SEE MY GRANDMA OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE, BOO. WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING .HERE?" I rapped like Eminem, I guess that's where I get my name "SwEG dawG 2k15 $$$$$$$"
When we were at lunch Beonckaka walked up and plopped her if I may say not so "on fleek" booty down on Mikey. She sloppily whispered in his ear and left, Mikey looked like he just saw a naked girl for the first time.
"Sh-she broke up with me" he cried
"Mikey" I made him look straight into my eyes, we were so close to kissing as he looked down at my lips I whispered these 3 words
"Grow a pair"
