Sing A Song Of Sixpence

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Sing a song of sixpence,

a pocket full of Rye.

The pie was spiked with dope

now all the royals are high.

When the pie was eaten

and the plates were all sniffed clean,

everyone got merry

and then chaos reigned supreme.

The Queen was at the shopping mall

spending the King's money.

The King was in the parlour

with a different kind of honey ;-)

When the Queen got home,

the floor was strewn with clothes

and there was the French maid

sucking the King's toes.

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