JUST MONKEYING AROUND: Silly, Funny, Stupid Stuff!

Percy Pig

There was a pig called Percy

who made such a lot of noise.

He was always mean and grumpy

that he scared the girls and boys.

One day when he was grunting

whilst in his little penn,

he thought he heard a funny sound;

"There it is again."

Upon further investigation

he found a lady pig,

so fine and dandy was she

he asked her "Can you jig?"

They danced all day

and they danced all night,

they only stopped dancing

at full light.

Said Percy to Miss Piggy;

"My dear, this is the thing.

I really think I love you"

and with that produced a ring.

Miss Piggy did squeal

and they sealed the deal

and now Percy has a wife.

He's no longer a grump

or makes kids jump

but now lives a happy life!