If you don't like cursing, don't listen to the song or read this chapter because although it's hilarious, it involves cursing.
"Santa Stole My Girlfriend"
It's Christmas day
I'm alone again
She's with him now
I'm with my loneliness
She ran away 4 months ago
Left with his sleigh
For the north pole
Please come back home
And leave that fat man alone
Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart
And that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed Saint Nick
I saw them dancing under mistletoe
Thought it was nothing but I guess I didn't know (I guess I didn't know)
That there was something going on with them
Santa, you player, I thought we were friends
Please come back home
And leave that fat man alone
Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart
And that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed Saint Nick
Oh Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart
And that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl wouldn't have never kissed...
Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart
And that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl wouldn't have never kissed Saint Nick
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