How to Lose a Niall in Ten Days

Bladder Problems

Day: Three

"You did what?!" Niall chuckled uneasily out.

I shrugged my shoulders uneasily. "I uh, I figured that I should redecorate your bathroom. You always talk about how you don't quite feel like you're at home. The endless hotels and all that, I figured that you could use a feminine touch. Feminine touches are what always make things feel homey, right?" I looked to Liam for reassurance.

Sure Liam had a girlfriend and while I wasn't originally planning on bringing him into my plan, or bring about the idea of his girlfriend, it couldn't do anything but help right now.

Liam nodded his head. "Yeah Niall. Soph is always leaving stuff around at my place, it makes it feel warmer when I come back late and see her heels laying on the floor for me to trip on." He chuckled at that.

I gave him a strange look. How does the concept of his girlfriend almost killing him with his heels make him smile?

Judging by Niall's face, he felt the same way. "That's nice bud, but I can't take the chance that I fall over someone's heels, already had knee surgery."

"Well I don't really wear heels, so I don't think you'd have to worry about that." I interbutted. "The biggest thing that you'd have to worry about would be my briefcase or purse. But you love my purse." I smiled. Trying to sweeten him up and all. Or piss him off so that he'll dump me.

Niall shook his head when Liam opened his mouth. "No-I. This is just my flat. My bachelor pad, major emphasis on the bachelor."

I raised an eyebrow at that statement, causing Niall to see what exactly he had done. "Wait-no. I didn't mean that! It's just, this is my space, where no one else is. I can smash a vase if I want to without any reprocussions, I can stay naked all day if I feel like it. I can do whatever I want. You're like stripping my freedom."

I had to repress a smile at that. I had never assumed Niall to be a dramatic person, but wow he was blowing me away right now.

I pressed my hand to my mouth to cover up my mouth while responding. This led Niall and Liam to believe that I was getting emotional about this confrontation. "So my toiliteries are bothering you that much? I can move them, but then there wouldn't be any sleepovers."

Atta girl, Allyson. Bring up the sleeping over aspect. Sleeping over brings about the aspect of sex and just about every human being knows how much guys think about that.

I was right, Niall was influenced by that aspect. His head perked up instantly at the word 'sleepover'. "I uh-what?" He said while slightly gulping and biting his lower lip. "Sleepover? That, that would be nice."

While I could repress a laugh at that, Liam could not. He literally laughed out loud.

Which caused Niall to get ahold of himself and get back to his senses. So basically Liam was a mood killer.

 I was right about his original name. Liam was like a lemon because he just soured everything.

"Bro. Calm yourself." Liam said while laughing into his hand. "I know you don't get a lot of action bu-"

"LEMON." I squeaked out, trying to make the atmosphere less awkward. If Liam made fun of Niall then this could go really badly and I was not ready to handle a friendship blow out.

But apparently my attempt just made it even worse. Niall started laughing at my outburst and Liam looked at me like I was an alien. I guess no one else had called him that before.

Cool. I'm unique.

"Th-that was great Ally." Niall said while laughing. "Lemon, that was almost on point."