K.I.K -mashton- a.u.

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-M.G.C pov- 

sighing and plopping myself on the tour bus touch i start to hum some random song and strumming my fingers--we really needed a drummer....

my phone buzzes and i pick it up thinking it's Ashton but it's actually just Calum...

(its on iMessage not KIK)

asian son of a bitch: heyyyy

asian son of a bitch: why haven't u changed my username :'(

me: bc it's tru babe 

asian son of a bitch: buT I'M NOT FUCKING ASIAN!

me: no one has to kno that 

me: it's easier that way...

asian son of a bitch: one day i'm gonna snap 

asian son of a bitch: and kill every single person who called me asian 

me: and how u gonna do that babe 

me: with ur lanky arms 

asian son of a bitch: heeey heye hey he y

asian son of a bitch: luke has the lanky arms 

you have added lucifer to the chat 

lucifer: excuse me 

me: look what ur boyfriend said 

asian son of a bitch: oml bye 

lucifer: bye bitch 

lucifer: no one will miss u :( 

asian son of a bitch: i was joking x

 asian son of a bitch: m sorry x

me: ew love 

you have kicked out lucifer out of the chat 

me: ok wat do u want 

asian son of a bitch: to suck off zayn malik 

me: everyone does 

me: srs tho 

asian son of a bitch: i'm jus bored....

asian son of a bitch: u never text me :( 

me: bc i'm busy texting some1 better than u 

me: d'you have kik babe 

asian son of a bitch: don't call me babe ok 

asian son of a bitch: and yessss

me: ok add me 'mgc69' 

asian son of a bitch: typical 

me: stfu 

i see that Calum texted me on kik so i add him on the chat me and Ashton was on making a group chat. 

ash94: wtf 

cal: hE'S BETTER THAN ME?

ash94: oml wtf 

mgc69: ok everyone cALM TF DOWN WPWOWOWOWWOW

cal: ok fine .-. 

ash94: i was about to have a shower? 

mgc69: ((((((:

mgc69: nudezZZ?Z?

ash94: ok 

cal: omg 

ash94: I'M JOKING WAT THE FUCK 

mgc69: aw 

cal: ^

ash94: y'all so gross

mgc69: hey ash 

ash94: whut 

cal: i'm still here idk why 

mgc69: stay calom 

ash94: ok srs 

mgc69: do u have a daddy kink?!!?!?!?1

ash94: what?

ash94: wAIT SERIOSLY I DON'T HAVE ANY KINKS

cal: that'll be hot 

cal: pleASE DADDY

cal: SPANK MEMEMEMEM DADDY

ash94: stop 

ash94: STOTTOTOTOP

mgc69: u guise got along quick 

mgc69: i feel like a proud mother aw x

ash94: can i leave the chat?

 mgc69: not until u admit u have a kink (: 

ash94: i have a daddy kink 

ash94: u happy?

ash94: can i leave 

mgc69: i think i just came 

ash94 has left the chat 

cal has left the chat