Da world b all dark n shit, god was jus chillin over da water n then god was all like "yo, light dis shit up tho" and dat shit fuckin worked. The he was all like, "yo, but I like the fuckin darkness too, I'll let that shit come out at night." then the morning came and god said "bruh, yesterday was fuckin lit, but I'm thirsty as fuck now." so he made some fuckin water. then he thought, "yo what do I call all this empty space tho?" so he b callin it air now. god b greedy as shit so he b like "yo this water shit ain't cuttin it, I need some fuckin food bruh" so he fuckin planted some seeds and made fruit.
Then the night came again and god was all like "yo, I like the dark n all, but dis b a bit much." so he made some fuckin stars to light dat bitch up. then he realized he had a fuckin sweet pad but nobody to chill wit, so he be like "where my niggas at?" and he made some birds n fish n dogs n shit, and he was like hell yeh, this shit's tight. then god realized those bitches were fuckin retarded, so he was all like, "yo I'ma make some bitches in my image to chill wit" so he made jus one nigga and one bitch cuz he was lazy af n he was like "y'all better start fuckin, populate dis bitch" then he started showin off, he b all like "yo check out this fruit shit I made, pretty bomb right?" and he was like "yeh, this shit b tight."
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Da Mufuckin Bible
Humordis is like if some gangsta wrote dis shit. Da bible b fuckin cray, god b all like "light dis bitch up" n dat shit worked.
