text messages ➳ larry stylinson

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/LOUIS POV/

me: u kno

me: we've been talking for like a week and a half now

me: by text, not even countin kik

me: we should meet soon

harrybear: mYbe soon

harrybear: knock knock

me: wait..

me: how?

me: wtf

me: whos there?

harrybear: idek tbh

harrybear: why did the ocean go to jail?

me: harry slow down

harrybear: oh am i going too fast?

me: actually..

me: not fast enough ;)

harrybear: omfg bye

me: nOooOoOOoo

me: TELL THE DAMN JOKE HAROLD

harrybear: dONT CALL.ME harolD.

harrybear: So okay. why did the ocean go to jail?

me: why?

harrybear: bc it beat up on the shore XDSSSS

me: wtffffffff

harrybear: I CANT BRWATHE OMDF

me: babe calm down

harrybear: .... babe

harrybear: ansnsnsjakksnfne BABE

me: ....

harrybear: u stoopid nuddle

me: wtf happened to ur grammar? sir prince of foOkin grammar

h: you corrupted my innocent mind with ur stoopid talk & noods.

me: lovely... so, how about a story yeah? bc u need sleep.

h: shore

me: okay.. so once upon a time, there was a hippo named harry..

me: harry really liked to eat carrots and small bunnys

h: wtf

me: one day harry was walking along a small pond when he stumbled upon a talking carrot named louis

h: A CARROT NAMED LOUIS WTF

me: stfu, now where was i? oh yeah

me: harry started to walk towards louis the carrot bc he was hungry.

me: louis the carrot couldnt run obvi bc no legs duh

me: harry the hippo ate louis the carrot but what he didnt know was that louis was full of legit shit the end.

h: WTF.

h: LOUIS I GOT MY BED WET

me: oh? ;))))

h: no perv

me: i make u that horny? even when im full of shit?

h: IMFF NO. i was drinkING WATER ASSHILE AND SPILT IT,

me: daddy made princess wet

me: ?? haz its been like 20 mins

me: water u doin?

h: i was wankin

me: WHAT?

h: youve corrupted me

me: soooo.... how about that cavs game?

h: who the cavs?

me: U DONT KNOW THW CAVS? BYE

h: oh that stupid basketball or whatever?

me: its not stupid u are.

h: footie is stoopid too,

me: sweet niblets and corn bread

me: jesus christ and all the holyghost

me: please tell me ur joking

me: bc i...

h: bc u wat?

me: my hart my sole

h: what soul?

me: bye

h: thats my thing..

h: bye