/LOUIS POV/me: u kno
me: we've been talking for like a week and a half now
me: by text, not even countin kik
me: we should meet soon
harrybear: mYbe soon
harrybear: knock knock
me: wait..
me: how?
me: wtf
me: whos there?
harrybear: idek tbh
harrybear: why did the ocean go to jail?
me: harry slow down
harrybear: oh am i going too fast?
me: actually..
me: not fast enough ;)
harrybear: omfg bye
me: nOooOoOOoo
me: TELL THE DAMN JOKE HAROLD
harrybear: dONT CALL.ME harolD.
harrybear: So okay. why did the ocean go to jail?
me: why?
harrybear: bc it beat up on the shore XDSSSS
me: wtffffffff
harrybear: I CANT BRWATHE OMDF
me: babe calm down
harrybear: .... babe
harrybear: ansnsnsjakksnfne BABE
me: ....
harrybear: u stoopid nuddle
me: wtf happened to ur grammar? sir prince of foOkin grammar
h: you corrupted my innocent mind with ur stoopid talk & noods.
me: lovely... so, how about a story yeah? bc u need sleep.
h: shore
me: okay.. so once upon a time, there was a hippo named harry..
me: harry really liked to eat carrots and small bunnys
h: wtf
me: one day harry was walking along a small pond when he stumbled upon a talking carrot named louis
h: A CARROT NAMED LOUIS WTF
me: stfu, now where was i? oh yeah
me: harry started to walk towards louis the carrot bc he was hungry.
me: louis the carrot couldnt run obvi bc no legs duh
me: harry the hippo ate louis the carrot but what he didnt know was that louis was full of legit shit the end.
h: WTF.
h: LOUIS I GOT MY BED WET
me: oh? ;))))
h: no perv
me: i make u that horny? even when im full of shit?
h: IMFF NO. i was drinkING WATER ASSHILE AND SPILT IT,
me: daddy made princess wet
me: ?? haz its been like 20 mins
me: water u doin?
h: i was wankin
me: WHAT?
h: youve corrupted me
me: soooo.... how about that cavs game?
h: who the cavs?
me: U DONT KNOW THW CAVS? BYE
h: oh that stupid basketball or whatever?
me: its not stupid u are.
h: footie is stoopid too,
me: sweet niblets and corn bread
me: jesus christ and all the holyghost
me: please tell me ur joking
me: bc i...
h: bc u wat?
me: my hart my sole
h: what soul?
me: bye
h: thats my thing..
h: bye
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text messages ➳ larry stylinson
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