LOUIS POV
me: my friend fell off his bike right?
haz: right?
me: i laughed
haz: wow lou wow
me: his names niall
me: his from ireland
me: & and he fell off a bike
haz: so you laughed?
me: yes dad jeez
me: i said that
haz: im not your dad
me: oh yeah i forgot
me: im daddy right?
haz: oh my gods
haz: i think you need help
me: all i need is ur dick in me
me: u know?
haz: ..... no i dont know lewis
haz: i have no idea what you mean
me: oh i think u do
haz: nope i cant read so.
me: LIAR
haz: NOT LIAR
me: UR HORRIBLE AT LYIN
haz: M NOT LYIN
me: ur a liar
me: i hope ur pants are on fire
haz: you're rood
me: anyways niall wants to talk to you
haz: k cool
me: okay....
me: his kik is niallofficial
haz: what is he? a singer or summat?
haz: whys he so 'official'?
me: dude hes just weird
me: so yah swag
haz: if hes anything like you im not talking to him
me: wtf does that mean?
haz: it means i can barely handle you
me: bitchhhhhhhhhhhahhhhh
haz: ok
me: anyways lets play a game
haz: shore what game?
me: 20 questions?
haz: okay lets start
me: middle name?
haz: edward wby?
me: YOU HAVE A FANCY MIDDLE NAME HARRY & its William
haz: YOU TOO LOUIS
haz: but fav color?
me: yellow, u?
haz: ew , black
me: bitch no ew yellow
me: ew black
haz: you makE NO SENSE?!?
me: ur ew
haz: no you're ew
me: ur dicks ew
haz: yet you want it....
haz: okay.
me: omfg no
haz: (video attached) you do tho
me: holy hell
me: im so peanut butter & jealous
me: ur hawt u know
haz: that wasnt the point of the video
haz: to give you any pleasure
haz: it was to prove you wrong
me: oh im gettin pleasure alright
haz: bye.
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i just wanted to say, it would be nice if you guys who are reading this could give me some feedback? or maybe even vote? i feel like im wasting time... so yeah can you do that? - jas
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text messages ➳ larry stylinson
Sonstiges"u know u like it when i talk like that" _ this is shit js
