A Star Wars Christmas...

My Padawan Is Crazy...

    Anakin could no longer comprehend what was going on, no matter how much his befuddled brain struggled to. Ahsoka kicked the damp ground idly with a boot, breathing the air in through her nose dramatically. His eye twitched as he accidentally caused his sweater to jingle. 

"...Snips...Where are we?"

    Ahsoka twiddled her thumbs, shuffling her lekku side to side. Her eyes widened in fake innocence. "What do you mean, Skyguy?" Obi Wan frowned, clearly unfamiliar with the two's exchange of natural nicknames. The man's face reddened as he brushed clumps of chestnut hair from his eyes, blocking the faint remains of what appeared as a sun from striking his eyes.

"What does she mean, Anakin?"

        Anakin shook his head, desperate to change the subject. He felt even more ridiculous in his current ensemble of kinky bell orchestra resting on his shoulders. 

"Nothing, Obi Wan. But that's not the point--"

    He jabbed his fingers madly in the air, feeling uncomfortable on the new planet. It's grass was a faint green, but was covered by little islands of snow. The mud squished under his boots, which he shifted so as to keep clean. His wife had gotten them--as they say everywhere, happy wife, happy life. However, it wasn't the shoes or even the planet that was bothering the two stout Jedi. 

"DOESN'T IT LOOK SO PRETTTY?!"

        They stared at each other, shaking their heads in discomfort. The Tortuga could of cared less of their feelings, continuing her new fad of screaming at the top of her lungs. The tips of her toes scuffed the surface, her hands hailing her as she used the Force to float around. She looked nothing short of a caffeine shot fairy. 

"I begin to understand why Yoda said this was going to be a responsibility for me." Anakin twirled his perfect fingers...

*okay, wait, let's just have a moment of silence for his perfect hands. Okay?.....Okay.*

       ....towards her direction. Obi Wan coughed, unable to come up with some witty response. 

"Indeed, Anakin." They watched in silence as she dashed up a hill, a mysterious bag of glitter that they hadn't noticed in her pocket trailing behind her.

"Indeed."