[Taylor had a free schedule off her hectic 1989 tour events. The couple are now heading to the Lighthouse on Cape d'or at Nova Scotia. They love whale watching and Karlie already found a perfect spot there.]
[KAYLOR conversation while watching whales]
Karlie: 'Whale whale whale'... what do we got here?
Taylor: Wow! Karlie! This place is amazing! Wait! Did you just did what I think you did?
Karlie: 'Whale'?
Taylor: Oh my gosh! You are now making whale puns!
Karlie: We are watching whales so I do have a right to make 'pun' with them right now.
Taylor: Will you stop it?
Karlie: Come on babe this is fun! You also love making whale jokes right? You exchange conversations with Ed and the others. Let's play for now. Please???
Taylor: No. I 'whale' not!
[Karlie laughs]
Taylor: You are having so much 'pun' in this.
Karlie: Hmmnn... I have a question babe.
Taylor: Yeah?
Karlie: What do whales eat?
Taylor: zooplankton and small fishes? I think?
Karlie: quite close...
Taylor: so what do they eat?
Karlie: fish....and ships! hahahaha
[Taylor playfully punched Karlie's right arm]
Taylor: I see! we are still playing!
[Taylor got silent for a moment then Karlie noticed it and slightly nudged her side]
Karlie: 'Water' you thinking?
Taylor: I got a lot on my 'brine'.
[Karlie smiles as she realize that Taylor is okay with the playing jokes with her]
Karlie: 'Whale' done princess! 'Whale' done!
Taylor: I am not good at this. You are 'current-ly' best in this game!
Karlie: I 'shrimp-ly' cannot think of any others.
Taylor: Oh 'buoy' neither can I.
Karlie: 'Clam' we take a break from this?
Taylor: Don't get 'crabby'
Karlie: I don't see the 'porpoise' on it anymore
Taylor: What?! You just don't 'eel' it right anymore? you started this sunshine! haha keep up!
Karlie: Well I ain't 'fin-ished' this is real 'pun'
Taylor: I can't 'bait' for this to be over!
Karlie: Stop giving me 'g-reef'
Taylor: We need 'kelp'
Karlie: I have a feeling I will 'bream' about this tonight
Taylor: I'm 'sardine' to have trouble what words you used already!
Karlie: I am being 'shell-fish' Let's stop this already!
Taylor: I'll just ask you a question
Karlie: yeah what is it?
Taylor: What do whales like to chew?
Karlie: Is this like my joke? They like to chew...Ships?
Taylor: Nah.
Karlie: Then what?
Taylor: Blubber gum!
Karlie: Oh you want jokes liked that huh? Where are whales weighed?
Taylor: Oh I know this one! At a whale weigh station!
Karlie: No fair! You know it already! Did you hear about the flying whale?
Taylor: Ahmm..not yet. Is there a flying whale?
Karlie: Actually its a whale of a story.
Taylor: wait wait wait I know a whale joke.
Karlie: and what is that?
Taylor: Its a real killer.
Karlie: 'Whaled' it!
Taylor: I'm glad we're done. I was about to drown in all the 'puns'.
Karlie: You're 'whale-come' princess!
Taylor: Karls let's stop okay. we're so weird!
Karlie: Last one question babe..
Taylor: Okay what is it?
Karlie: 'whale' you be my girl for the rest of my life?
Taylor: I 'whale' be forever yours Karlie.
[The couple kissed and hugged passionately as the sun sets and while the whales happily watch them]
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KAYLOR Love Story (Lesbian Stories)
FanfictionA true to life love story (lol IMO), of the singer songwriter, Taylor Swift and ex Victoria Secret model/coder/baker, Karlie Kloss. Honestly, be the judge and tell me if there isn't anything going on between those two adorkable 'normal American gal...
