What's the Big Idea?

fake plastic trees

my green plastic watering can
for a fake chinese rubber plant
and fake plastic earth

she bought from a rubber man
in a town full of rubber plants
to get rid of herself

it wears her out
it wears her out
it wears her out
it wears her out

she lives with a broken man
a cracked polystyrene man
who just crumbles and burns

he used to do surgery
for girls in the eighties
but gravity always wins

it wears him out
it wears him out
it wears him out
it wears him out

she looks like the real thing
she tastes like the real thing
my fake plastic love

and i can't help the feeling
i could blow through the ceiling
if i just turn around

it wears me out
it wears me out
it wears me out
it wears me out

and if i could be who you wanted
if i could be who you wanted
all the time
all the time

Fake plastic trees, radiohead.

i cry
i sob on the floor