Do monkeys like lasagna?
Do roads ever get their feelings hurt?
Do signs ever feel self-conscious?
Does pizza appreciate its popularity?
Are the computers going to take over at some point?
Will my phone eat my face off in the technology apocalypse?
Why are tigers mean?
Are tigers actually mean? Or is it just how you raise them?
Are lamp posts just waiting for the right moment to fall over on our faces when we're in a car because we don't appreciate them enough or notice their importance?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Do stars ever get tired from shining all night?
Does Bill Nye the Science Guy like avocados?
Why are Trix just for kids?
Is it soothing for raw materials to be formed into different shapes?
Did Dumbledore ever have to make up his speeches on a whim?
How did that person who came up with the alphabet come up with the random symbols?
Why grammar gotta be so's complicated?
(Translation: I like cookies!)
Do buildings like it when people just walk into them?
Are welcome mats forced to be welcoming?
What if a welcome mat wants to be unwelcoming?
And, most importantly:
WHAT WILL I WRITE/MAKE UP FOR WATTPAD AFTER BEING GONE FOR SO LONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
Is anyone keeping count of how many times I've said that I'm back? Because I think the count is up to twenty three million-zillion since I've joined. Well, let's see if I can keep this one up!
