I hate everything about you (Nnoitra X Neliel)

First Blood

He was gonna die. His head  would be impaled by his enemy. He rolled aside to avoid the attack.

Fuck that. He ain't gonna die.

"You dodged." The shinigami noted. "That means it's dangerous, doesn't it?"

Nnoitra narrowed his eyes at him.

"You keep telling me I can't cut you but if you dodge it means there are places where I can." He continued.

Nnoitra was annoyed by what he was trying to say and jumped high into the air to launch an attack at him.

"Shut your damn trap, will ya!!" He shouted down at him. "Dodging is an instinct. A reflex you need to fight your opponents! I don't have any weak spots!! Your sword can't cut me!"

His weapon blasted on his enemy, causing a the sand to roar up.

As the sand and smoke cleared up he heard him talk. "I've met so many guys who told me I can't cut them. The thing is, I still haven't met someone whose eyes or throat I can slit!" He roared as his sword went right through Nnoitra's hollow hole in his eye and grinned like he had won the fight.

Dumb ass.

"Just how many times are you gonna make me say it? You can't cut me!" Nnoitra growled as his hand pierced the soul reaper's chest.

When was this jackass going to understand he had the strongest Hierro and no shitty soul reaper sword could cut him?

The two continued their bloody battle as steel clang crashing against steel and Nnoitra found his opponent had become even more of a beast as he was determined to find a way to cut him. That idiot. He hated to admit it but this soul reaper was pretty strong.

"Are you too retarded to understand? You can't cut me-"

He got careless. As he raised his wrist, the soul reaper was able to draw his first blood.

What.... the ... fuck...

Kenpachi looked very proud of himself.

"What? You're gonna freak out cause you got to cut me once? It doesn't mean it will happen again." He hissed at Kenpachi before licking his wound.

The soul reaper responded with a predatory grin as his spiritual pressure rose up.

"Let's go another round. Come."

Nnoitra blood boiled up. Who did he think he was? Just because this asshole managed to make a tiny little cut on his arm, he feels all strong and powerful now?

"Get over yourself!" He shouted before lunging at him once again. His weapon met his opponent's sword but eventually, Kenpachi was able to cut through it, and cut the skin of his face.

"Shit!..." Nnoitra cursed as blood dipped from his face.

"That's it..." Kenpachi said. "I finally got used to how thick your skin is."

Used to? ! He thinks he can cut me now???

"You gave me one hell of a good warm up. Let me repay you for that!!" He lunged towards Nnoitra, and was able to cut him again.

"Damn it!" Nnoitra stuck out his tongue and fired a cero but Kenpachi simply grabbed it with his hand and tossed it aside.

"No... way.... No... fucking way..."

What was this guy about? Where did he get all this power? Nnoitra felt so small as Kenpachi approached him. He was like a giant evil shadow towering over him. Cold seat ran down his spine.

No, it shouldn't be this way. He should never feel like he was the weaker one. For fuck's sake, he was the Quinta Espada! He was not gonna let his ass get whooped like this!

He shouted and ran towards his opponent with only his hand stationed ready but he dodged so Nnoitra had removed his eye patch and watched it fall on the sandy ground. Nnoitra could feel Kenpachi's spiritual pressure roar up and before he knew it, he sword slashed against his body.

Blood was dripping everywhere and worse of all it was his blood. He was severely wounded.

"You moron." Kenpachi scolded him. "You knocked off my eye patch. Now I can't hold back anymore."

"What the... fuck... is that eye patch?"

"It's a seal used to suppress part of my spiritual pressure, so I can savor the moment in a battle... You're still standing. Are you alive? Or are you gonna die on your feet?"

"Asshole... There's no way I could die. Your pathetic sword won't kill me!"

Kenpachi remained silent as Nnoitra build up a great amount of spiritual pressure.

"I... I... I... I can't die!!! Pray- Santa Teresa!!!!"

Yes, Yes! This felt more like it. His resurreccion. The Santa Teresa. Now he felt more like grinning.  Too bad Neliel won't get to see him in his most glorious and probably sexiest form.

And as for that Soul Reaper- he was gonna die.