Aries:God FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus:SHIT MAN
Gemini:FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer:FUCK*sobs*YOU*sobbing intesifies*
Leo:screams while lying face down in bed
Virgo:THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra:Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio:*rips door off hinges*NO MORE
Sagittarius:*hits the door*STOP
Capricorn:*bites their fist*no im fine i swear its totally not broken
Aquarius:THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
Pisces:BUT WHY ME
