Aries:tickets to hell
Taurus:lace underwear
Cancer:crayons
Gemini:a 5 lb bag of grass seed
Leo:a vibrator
Virgo:lemon-scented furniture polish
Libra:nudes
Scorpio:a stuffed animal
Sagittarius:an egg salad sandwich
Capricorn: $$$$$
Aquarius:DEEZ NUTS
Pisces:fruit gushers
What the signs are getting from santa
Aries:tickets to hell
Taurus:lace underwear
Cancer:crayons
Gemini:a 5 lb bag of grass seed
Leo:a vibrator
Virgo:lemon-scented furniture polish
Libra:nudes
Scorpio:a stuffed animal
Sagittarius:an egg salad sandwich
Capricorn: $$$$$
Aquarius:DEEZ NUTS
Pisces:fruit gushers