Aries:spartan warrior
Taurus:taste tester
Gemini:recording audiobooks
Cancer:daycare employee
Leo:king/queen/dictator
Virgo:germ-X tester
Libra:personal shopper
Scorpio:porn star
Sagittarius:professional laser tagger
Capricorn:animal psychic
Aquarius:attempting to communicate with aliens
Pisces:mattress testing
