Surprise, baby!

Chapter 2

Zero didn't have to look to see the beam on his adoptive father's face, or the smirk on his master's. He could feel them directed at him from across the room, where he tugged his towel a little tighter around himself.

Kaien had-quite literally-dragged him out do go shopping, and then stripped him down and shoved him into a closet full of the accursed dresses.

I'm surrounded by lunatics... He thought, not for the first time that night.

"Zero~ are you ready yet?" Kaien chirped from behind the door, grinning.

"I'm not coming out." He huffed.

"Wear the damn dress," Yagari ordered, tone of voice leaving no room for argument.

"Yes, master..." Zero replied in defeat, slumping in the small closet as he glared down at the dresses.

He went with the least girliest-in Zero's opinion, anyway-one there; a short, black with white lace, gothic lolita dress, the shoulders exposed with two tank top straps holding the piece up.

He scowled as he jammed it on, getting stuck in several different loops.

Slamming the door open and scowling at the two older hunters, he gritted out, "There. Happy?"

Yagari nodded his head in approval and Kaien started cheering, glomping Zero all the way onto the ground.

"Gods, man." The one-eyed-hunter grumbled, shielding his eye. "You're wearing a skirt."

The door opened with a slight knock and Yuki peeked inside, blinking a few times at her teacher, "Um, excuse me?"

"What?" two of the hunters snapped in reply.

Yuki's jaw went slack when she saw Zero's getup, but her quickly approaching father brought her back to her senses and she slid out of the way just in time for him to slam into a wall.

"Fufu," she murmured as she took another step away, falling into place beside Zero, who didn't look like he cared that his straps had fallen and his breasts were near exposed. With a sigh, Yuki batted away Zero's confused hand and fixed them, tightening each one considerably.

"Zero," she scolded lightly and he glowered at her.

"What?"

"You have to be mindful of which... parts, are showing, now. Women have different things than men." she explained patiently, leaning back and running a hand through her half-way-up hair.

"So? If they don't like it, don't look." He turned away, huffing.

"Zero, no, that's not..." she trailed off, sighing again. Zero was so clueless that it hurt.

Eventually, she just rolled her eyes and muttered, "Men."

"Women," Zero shot back with the same, exasperated tone. "All this excess body weight it troublesome."

"Got that right," Yagari agreed, lighting a cigarrette and taking a drag, almost dropping it when he naturally started coughing.

"What," he wheezed out after the fit, where Zero had come up behind him to slap his back. "The hell?"

"Ah, the smoke," Kaien pointed out professionally, hand on his chin in thought. "I bet that your body isn't used to the smoke."

"Will be soon." He said lowly, taking another drag and forcing himself to not hack. When he breathed back out, he glanced back over at Zero and agreed, "Troublesome."

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"K-Kaname, maybe you should put something on?" Takuma warned his friend nervously, grabbing hold of his arm just before he exited the room.

"What?" Was the pureblood's immediate response. "Why?"

"Well, Kaname," the blonde laughed slightly at his innocence. It was cute. "Now we have a higher maintenance than usual, and we can't go around with our shirts undone. So," He kneeled slightly, buttoning the dark dress shirt with a smile. When he reached the collar, he flipped it down correctly and grinned at Kaname, "There. All better!"

Kaname felt his beautiful features soften slightly. Takuma was handling this so well, he hadn't changed a bit. The Pureblood suddenly had a rush of motivation. If Takuma could do it, so could he.

And so, pinning the most authoritative look on his face, he stepped into the hallway and, using the naturally powerful voice of a Pureblood, announced, "The Night Class will be restricted to the Moon Dormitory until we can sort this out. The Headmaster and I-"

A cheerful, oblivious tune interrupted him just as the doors to the moon dorms burst open, revealing the devil himself.

"Ah! What great timing!" Kaien beamed, adjusting his spectacles.

"Headmaster Cross..." Kaname slumped in defeat when the class looked away, a menacing and deflated aura radiating off of him.

"There, there, Kaname." Said Takuma, who patted the brunette's back with a smile.

"Night Class," the ex-hunter informed them with a bright grin.

"We're going to go out."

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Gah! I haven't updated in like, a month, and this chapter is so short that I'm ashamed. My shortest ONESHOT it longer than this!

But I'll type up another one to make up for it, and the next one should be pretty humorous and long, so be happy for that. Or not. I scar children with my writing.

Okay, I'm dun.

I just recently finished reading Vampire Knight, and MATSURI HINO WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING Y U KILL ZERO?

I'm not happy in the least, and I broke all of my pencils and pens and accidentally dislocated my shoulder again.

More hospital time, yay!

Guys, just take my advice. Don't finish reading Vampire K. Make up your own ending.

Don't get me wrong, if you're not a rapid yaoi Fangirl who hates Yuki, then the ending was lovely, beautiful. That part with Kaname and the butterfly? I was like, 'Awew at least my beast made it out alive.' But no. Zero died. Yuki had Zero's baby. YAGARI AND KAIEN DIED JUST-Ugh...

Okay, so I'm going to go before I break my laptop and have to buy another. Bye!

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